I think the worst 'secret' in my family is i got busted for weed. Literally.. my parents are square as fuck Sent from my MexiPhone5000
i dont have any DARK family secrets really... But a long time ago my HALF aunt (she was like 14) sucked my 7 year old doodle by tricking me into thinking it was a game... it creeps me out thinking about it. but hey atleast she was hot xD no incest tho
I'm related to John Wilkes Booth (the person who killed Lincoln for those who don't know) by marriage.
My mom cheated on my dad and had a baby, but they stayed married. My dad developed trust issues because of it and was always stressed out. Beat me and my siblings when we were younger to the point were I was coughing blood and had to lie about my injuries. My dad stabbed me with a kitchen knife in the chest during my late teen years because he caught me smoking weed and Now I try to avoid him. My whole family developed mental issues like depression and anxiety because of my fucked up childhood. I remember this one time my dad tied me upside down from the basketball hoop and beat my face in. This is when I was like 5 though so the memory is faint. Omega369
Damn Omega.. Well my dad got a girl pregnant. Three months after the baby came out, she got pregnant again from my uncle. So my sister had a sister who was also her cousin. Also my dad and grandfather tag teamed a girl one time.
Sorry ladies and gentlemen this thread has gone so far off topic in just the first 3 pages it's done for tonight.