So I saw this in a different forum, and I felt the need to share it with my fellow blades. Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Amazing passage, my fraternal brethren Delightful narration, colleague Engrossing lecture, fellow outragously riveting dialogue homie Scintillating diatribe, my good man Perplexing parable, padre Bewitching chronicle of previous events, mate Fascinating yarn, compadre Low Temperature Chronicle, Sibling Intersting escapade mon amis Interesting tale, skip Intriguing fable, compatriot Radical mood-killer, bad mama jama Astounding parable, sib Dandy memoir, crony Egregious epic, old chap That old chestnut, bub? Chilling tale, Buddy! Engrossing Lore, Citizen Elegant Memoir, acquaintance Hot question, sis Enthralling explanation, mate Sexy report, lover It has been revoked, stewie BALLIN' GOSSIP, DOG! Ballin rap G (nice way to copy the poster above) Mission accomplished, bush Titillating tale, tool bag Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious story bro Enchanting anecdote, pal Legit tale yo Exhilarating Summary, Jiveturkey Compelling adventure, douchebag Tantalizing Tale, chap Compelling narrative, amigo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there my chumly companion Phantasmagorical Novelization, Oh Great One Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating BOAR, fetus Peachy-keen-a-licious novella, maestro Intriguing discourse, fratre Cunning Citation, Comrade Extravagant refantascification, patriot Nostalgic fable, nanny Titillating tale, tovarisch Aye that's a greet story there jimmeh Awe-inspiring chronicle, sibling Transcendent report, confidante Delusional tale of paradactile phosiphorifacation describing periplacticicle tribes of tribulation, enigmatic phriend Riveting tale, lad Inspiring rant, friend There's no sense crying over every flight break . You just keep on flying 'till you run out of cake Engrossing Tirade, Offspring of my mother Quite the fascinating tale ol' chap Interesting turn of events, fap-stain Intriguing chronicle, my good sir Fabulous article partner Excellent report Private, dismissed Compelling synopsis, sir Enticing anecdote, old bean Thanks for the heads up, chief Rockin' anecdote, dude Jolly good tale, mate Fallacious fabrication Foo! Excellent adventure, dude Righteous jive, Daddio 01000011011011110110111101101100001000000111001101 11010001101111011100100111100100101100001000000110 0010011100100110111100101110 Nice job, Chief Crikey! That kind of tale will rip the ears off a dingo, mate! Intriguing parable, scholar Riveting retelling, retard Reasonable recourse, Rin Tin Tin Fascinating fable, familiar Refrigerated prevaricatrion, sophont A good ol'back wood story, old chum Pithy rabble nubkins An epic for the ages, my good man L33T fable squire YO SON HAPPENING STORY Enthralling apologue, senator! I commend you on that lovely story old bean Interesting iota, kemo sabi Absorbing narrative my dear colleague Jazzy rendition, daddy-o Dandy of a potboiler, old chap! Palatable yarn, meathead Poop tale, small Chilling Chat, Champ Exemplary discourse, cohort Scintiliating proclamation, my dear fellow Ganderworthy gossiping, Gaylord Wonderful text, friend Arr, that be some tale ye just told, matey! Cool beans, bud Grevious Gossip, my good gnome Perplexing remembrance, bro-sif Intriguing iteration, initiate Fabulous moment, a$$hole Cold saga, Broski A yawner yarn, yogi Insignificant dissertation, impertinent adjunct Jolly good show, ol' chap (wow great, chap for the 15th time, nice one) Engrossing elegy, my dear consanguinity Perilous poppycock, Pedro Orgasmic Climax, Numb nuts Intruging blabber, son of Socrates A beautifully crafted tale, comrade EDIT: So, I saw this one on highdeas and thought it would be a valid follow up for this thread Instead of saying do you understand what im saying, try one of theses out: You smelling what im cooking? You rocking what im rolling? You buying what im selling? You drying what im washing? You itching what im scratching? You leasing what im loaning? You puffing what im passing? You tugging what im pulling? You pasteing what im copying? You sipping what im drinking? You hitting what im pitching? You buttering what im toasting You cashing what im checking? You catching what im chasing? You bagging what im scanning? You scanning what im buying? You catching what im fishing? You checking what im spelling? You sniffing what im scratching? You smelling what im stepping in? You ducking what im dodging? You munching what im crunching? You sniffing what im spraying? You beating what im boxing? You snacking what im packing? Also we should try to create a bunch more of both of these. You wearing what I'm washing?