So I was thinking...what if like, heaven and hell, aren't places but...beings and objects. For instance, if you go to heaven, you are reincarnated as a tree, or a bird. Or something lovely like that, and if you go to hell, you're reincarnated as a drip pan on your stove, or a car tire, or a nail. Just imagine.
Reincarnated into inanimate objects? Not knocking you. I entertain the idea of reincarnation, but I've just never heard anyone talk about someone coming back as say - a butt-plug or toilet paper. Let's think of the worst things we could possibly be reincarnated as - including inanimate objects. This could get good.
A tampon. A Band-aid. An old obese woman's granny panties. A scab Your avatar. Am I doing this right? Good things: A saline breast implant. A dildo. And I'm spent...
Haha, yeah! You get the point. A porta-potty A litter box A lightbulb A shoe Chewing gum A bullet proof vest
The underwear if the fat guy in jackass 3 working the bike to sweat Barf bag Tub Litter box Test dummy