redneck is a title that must be earned,

Discussion in 'General' started by chicken, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. ive seen blades from mighigan,,,montana,,,california,,, CANADA,,,,E.T.C.

    PROCLAIMING THIERSELVES TO BE A REDNECK,,,

    now i understand that being a true neck is something to be proud of,,, a badge of honour to be displayed proudlly,

    i mean my brethren must be doing something right to spread the message,,,,that being a redneck is a cool thing,,,,

    but really we cant be having PERSONALITY-PARISITES,, claiming to be a neck,,,,fail to meet the standards and therefore make the word a embarrasment,,,

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    if you proclaim to be a neck,,,you better be able to back it up,,, with actions, and living the neck life-style,,,

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    being a neck is more than a job,,, it's a adventure,<:p
     
  2. You silly Goddamn rednecks.:cool:
     
  3. Who the hell wants to be a redneck? I mean damn, maybe if I had a hot cousin. But I don't see how being lazy, stupid, and rank is something to be proud of.
     
  4. Are us, black people allowed to be rednecks?
     
  5. [quote name='BUDDAMUNK']Who the hell wants to be a redneck? I mean damn, maybe if I had a hot cousin. But I don't see how being lazy, stupid, and rank is something to be proud of.[/QUOTE]

    thats what im talking about,,,

    so many posers have claimed to be a neck,,,

    to where we true necks are getting a bad reputation<:cool:
     
  6. My dad and uncle are rednecks. They even use the commas instead of periods when they type.. which is rarely. They hunt and fish and camp and all that jazz. They're Mainahs... :cool:
     
  7. Don't talk shit about Canada man, Alberta is the Texas of the North. Some of my relatives are full on redneck and they live the lifestyle (last family reunion we had I went out to try and find and wrangle a fucking pig cause some Hutterites stole it).
     
  8. so do i...

    thats a sign of a true neck,,,,:hello:
     
  9. Screw a redneck ese
     
  10. You can claim redneck if:

    You have more camouflage clothes than non camo clothes

    Your Silverado is sitting on 33's or bigger

    You've got over a grand in tackle (if you don't know I'm talking about fishing obviously you aren't neck)

    You own more than 3 vehicles but only 1 runs

    You pick your boss up before work because he's had one too many dwi's

    Your mom and duster both chew

    You bought your wife a shotgun for her birthday and she loved it.



    :D
     
  11. lol @ bump

    lol @ tags
     
  12. Big ups to all the rednecks in Spotsylvania Virginia . . .
     
  13. dont got many rednecks around where im from..

    they are a disgusting breed of people for the most part tho..
     
  14. How can you tell if a young redneck is a virgin?

    If She can run faster than her brothers...
     
  15. you cant just '' become a neck''

    it takes years of practice<
     
  16. such aspiration
     
  17. shit man just look at all the popular shows on t.v. right now,?

    they all have a redneck theme,

    even hollywood is envious of us<
     
  18. :laughing: i dont think thats accurate.. yall are the butt of many many many jokes.. but its all good..

    im on the opposite side of the spectrum.. the black dude livin in the hood.. we all got our haters..

    you one of those racist red necks?
     

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