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! RED ALERT ! I NEED HELP !

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by HelplessStoner, Jul 12, 2017.

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  1. #1 HelplessStoner, Jul 12, 2017
    Okay, so I need absolute seriousness, I have a dipstick pee test tomorrow and of course I just had to smoke. I smoked three days ago. For the past two days I have been loading myself with cranberry pills. The pills are 4200mg. Ive been downing water and today I had to walk for a pretty long time up and down hills in the heat. My first concern is that I may have burned fat cells way too close to my drug test completely screwing me. I'm 5'11" and I am 140 pounds and I'm pretty skinny. I've also been drinking pickle juice because I've heard of that working and Im about to drink some vinegar. I also have garlic pills and I've been loading up with those as well. Buying detox kits is not an option because I am actually broke right now. I have the rest of tonight and some of tomorrow to finish detoxing. You guys see how desperate I am to pass. I am willing to try anything, nothing is too wild for me lol. This test is for probation and if I pass, I get to have my charge taken off of my record. If I fail, I am on for six more months and my mom will eat me alive. I will also not be invited to my family's vacation to Maine. PLEASE HELP
     
  2. #2 HelplessStoner, Jul 12, 2017
    I smoke pretty daily, which is why Im so nervous. This is my first serious drug test where Im actually scared that I might not pass.
     
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  3. #3 Tristan_420, Jul 13, 2017
    You should be fine. You've got two options to be sure either synthetic pee or the safest way is if there's a sink but some warm water in the cup then pee a little into it just to change the color
     
  4. #4 Cactus Ed, Jul 13, 2017
    You're going to need inpatient drug rehab after you get out of detox.
     
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  5. #5 HelplessStoner, Jul 13, 2017
    Ahh , but the guy stands in the bathroom while im pissing! Will aspirin work for the dipstick tests??
     
  6. #6 HelplessStoner, Jul 13, 2017
    Inpatient rehab for some weed? I didnt mean detox as in like detoxing hard drugs out of my system. I mean clearing thc out of my body,
     
  7. #7 The Evil Thing, Jul 13, 2017
    He's basically calling you stupid for smoking 3 days before a piss test WITH a dude that watches. You've dug yourself a grave, now you have to lie in it the way I see. Synthetic ursine would work but you're probably fucked if you're watched.
     
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  9. #9 HelplessStoner, Jul 13, 2017
    Will aspirin work for a dipstick?
     
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  10. #10 Bravedave, Jul 13, 2017
    In my state I don't think supervision is allowed from employment tests. Most everything you have done is really for not. I would do some reading on the use of surejel (pectin). Go to RIU and search out someone whose name is qwizoking.
     
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  11. #11 Tristan_420, Jul 13, 2017
    Say your pee shy either way it's about a 50/50 chance
     
  12. #12 Tristan_420, Jul 13, 2017
    Shit I forgot do some research on niacin you can buy it at rite aid I'm pretty sure take that and a couple vitamin b pills
     
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  13. #13 HelplessStoner, Jul 13, 2017
    yea I was thinking of running to rite aid for some niacin tomorrow. thank you for being the only helpful person on this thread so far.
     
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  14. #14 The Evil Thing, Jul 13, 2017
    There are no helpful for the helpless, helpless stoner.
     
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  15. #15 Tristan_420, Jul 13, 2017
    No problem I have had to do home drug tests for my parents but I hope you pass give us an update after words follow the instructions on this link. Niacin to Pass Drug Test
     
  16. #16 HelplessStoner, Jul 13, 2017
    I'll make sure to let you know when I pass :)
     
  17. #17 Bravedave, Jul 13, 2017
    Then you failed to read my post, but I too am interested in the niacin.
     
  18. #18 Tristan_420, Jul 13, 2017
    I just read how you are skinny so you'll be fine THC sticks to fat cells
     
  19. #19 HelplessStoner, Jul 13, 2017
    I've heard Certo is available only at Walmart, and there is not one of those close to me. I can always try the local grocery store and if they have it, I'll definitely get some instead of niacin because ive heard the certo method works best
     
  20. #20 HelplessStoner, Jul 13, 2017
    Yea, thats what I'm hoping, haha. Im just gonna continue to cleanse the fuck out of myself to be sure though.
     
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