Reasons to go outside

say your going for a walk I used to always say that.

 

Just say need some air.

 

"I am going to pick up some marijuana. Be back in a few minutes."

 

"Hey mom going outside for 2 minutes"

 

Make it habitual for you to go out and take walks.

Go out and take a walk once or multiple times each day for like 3 days in a row when your parents obviously see you leaving, come back in like 10-15 minutes after leaving.

Don't be high when you come back, don't have shit on you. Come in, have a conversation with them, make a show of 'taking out your phone'. Grab your wallet out of one pocket after making a fist in that same pocket, go 'Oops,' and grab your phone out of the other one in the same manner. This makes it obvious that there's nothing in your pants, and if they think it looks sketchy, well shit, they can search you. Nothin' there, they'll have no further suspicions, if they had any at all.

They'll either ask you about the walks, or you'll tell them.

If they ask, "Yeah, I've started doin' them lately, really helps clear my head, and I feel refreshed,"

or just bring it up at dinner. "Hey, you know what I've started doing?"

Now you have an excuse at any time of day to go out for a walk, suspicion free, so long as you don't come in reeking of bud. You'll have 30 minutes tops as long as you don't make them all this long. Tons of time to smoke a J around the block as well, if you wanted.

Happy toking

EDIT: Of course, this doesn't work right now, but you could implement it tomorrow.

EDIT 2: Important!! Don't tell them you're leaving for these trial walks. You don't want to make it a habit for you to let them know, or else when you don't, you'll get asked questions. When you come in, they'll say where were you?! "A walk..." If they ask why then, you can just jump into the 'clears my head, recently started, etc etc'

 

Being the clever son of a bitch that I am, what I do is ask my dad if he waked our dog today ( which he never does really) and it sets me up with a perfect reason to go iut

 

just walk outside without drawing attention?

 

Hey, if they ever catch you...you'll still have the J's on the walks. Not a bad habit to get into in the first place, walks are good for you, especially if you don't do sports.

I figured it out this summer, my dad had called me and said "Where are you?"
I was high as fuck, and said "Uhh, I'm out on a walk,"
"Okay, be home in 20 minutes for dinner,"

Came home and it was all good, made up some high bullshit about how I like walks...and now its too easy.

 

Would never work with Indian parents >.<

 

Going to get sum gas for the truck/ car

 

Good thread, I'm gonna start walking tomorrow and make a habit out of it over christmas break. Only part that may screw me over is my sister knows I toke and wants me to quit until college (getting caught in college is not a big deal as most police at the campus I'm going to attend let you go with a slap on the wrist, in high school it ruins your life pretty much,). and she might think something is up, but Ozium will help. That shit is amazing

 

Taking out the trash, check mail, go for walk, heading to neighbors, going to store

 

My favorite thing to do was to go out and grill some burgers or a chicken breast or something. Then the weed smell and smoke will be overpowered by the smell/smoke of the grill, and you have an excuse for red eyes (smoke got in my eyes). Plus it's easy to hide the bowl/blunt, just pretend you dropped something then duck down and hit it.

Then as an added bonus, when you come inside you have some tasty food.