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really funny story

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by godsthirdnut, Apr 19, 2007.

  1. #1 godsthirdnut, Apr 19, 2007
    so my friend (and i do really mean my friend, as in not me) stayed up all night doing a English paper. As in it took him until morning to get the shit done. so he was really tired but needed to take a shower can get ready to go to school to turn his paper in first hour.

    so he gets in the bathroom and lights up a bowl, to distress after a hard night, he just leaves his shit near the sink after he is done and blows smoke out with ceiling fan.

    so after that he climbs into the shower, and while there he decides to rub one off, just for the hell of it.

    but then its gets funny. the bastard fell asleep. like an hour later his mom comes in, wondering what the hell is going on, and why he isn't at school.

    when she walks in she finds her son HIGH, with weed and a glass piece, naked on the floor of the shower, with his dick still in his hand. needless to say she is not happy. and as one last cock slap to the face he slept through first hour and had to take a late on his paper.
     
  2. #2 Dalax, Apr 19, 2007
    thats weird, guess you shouldnt take a shower and masturbate after staying up all night working on an english paper.
     
  3. #3 GeoTokeR, Apr 19, 2007
    Yeah.... ill make a mental note of that :eek:
     
  4. #4 Motoxridah, Apr 19, 2007
    I have actually fell asleep in the shower but not to that extent. I just closed my eyes standing up in there and dazed off. Woke up still standing but about 15 minutes later hahaha weirdest shit of my life
     
  5. #5 4:21, Apr 20, 2007
    best story ever.
     
  6. #6 elecguitarplyr, Apr 20, 2007
    lmfao
     
  7. #7 theHit, Apr 20, 2007
    wow thats a sadass story...lol...very funny
     
  8. #8 thegreenfairy, Apr 20, 2007
    my bf falls asleep almost all the time when he takes showers - takes him at least an hour every time. something about the hot water just puts hhim out like a light.
     
  9. #9 m3tal, Apr 21, 2007
    I've rubbed one off in the shower high but only good things have come out of it.
     
  10. #10 theVirtuoso, Apr 21, 2007

    I'v always been like that.

    Sometimes I get shit from my friends in the morning if I wake up and hop in the shower first, because I tend to take my time.
     

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