Reality?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Slayersaiez, Jun 23, 2011.

  1. #1 Slayersaiez, Jun 23, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 23, 2011
    delete
     
  2. Best thread ever
    :rolleyes:
     
  3. what is best here
     
  4. This was pointless.
     
  5. I heard of this woman who was swimming on holiday when she came back from her vacation , a few months after she was pregnant .................... WITH A FUCKING OCTUPUS , a egg apparently crawled up there and grew or some shit
     
  6. I'm tired of having little bits of sharp stuff scratching the hell out of my rectum as I'm shitting. I can't even think of what it might be, I don't eat whole sunflower seeds...
     
  7. I'm surprised this is still open
     
  8. Dude...This is like the best thread ever.
     
  9. i want to delete the reality of this modern world
     
  10. Then you'd be dead.
     

  11. possibly, but no one knows what my reality would be like if it weren't this way
     
  12. This one time, I made this post on grasscity that went, "This one time, I made this post on grasscity that went, 'This one time, I made this post on grasscity that went, 'This one time, I made this post on grasscity that went...
     
  13. 'This one time, I made this post on grasscity that went...
     
  14. Oh my god
    Becky, look at her butt
    Its so big
    She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
    Who understands those rap guys
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
    I mean her butt
    It's just so big
    I can't believe it's so round
    It's just out there
    I mean, it's gross
    Look, she's just so black


    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, rump of smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back

    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
    Baby got back

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin a gig
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal

    I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH
    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on
    Alot of pimps won't like this song
    Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
    Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back

    (LA face with the Oakland booty)

    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
    36-24-36
    Only if she's 5'3"

    So your girlfriend throws a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that hard role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that
    Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
    And I'm thinkin bout stickin
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice did miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    Cuz his girls were on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And pulled up quick to get with 'em
    So ladies if the butt is round
    And you wanna triple X throw down
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back
    Baby got back
     
  15. At first, OP wrote down a few ideas and questions regarding the concept of reality.


    Then he read over it and realised that no human being can fathom the truth of reality so he wrote "delete".
     

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