Heres a decent story for my fellow tokers. its summer in the midwest and im with my best buddy. it was about two weeks after we started tokin. the weeks before we didnt smoke dank at all, just poopy thirds becuz we didnt know any better. Well we go to a dealers house and rip sum real good shit out of a dual perc bong. We were retarded. stayed there and chilled for 2 hours. still stoned. then we leave out the back door into an alley. i tell my buddy i gotta take a piss. so i go by this 4 ft picket fence and whip it out and start pissin. then i c a dog through the fence cracks and im like woops i just pissed on the dog!!! crackin up over nothin. zip up, then i look up and what do i c in the dealers neighbors yard?? his neighbor. lookin at me piss on his dog. and he asks me how high i am. so me, being paranoid, crouch below the fence as if he cant c me. crawl to my bike get on and GO. and when i look back he has his phone out so we jetted home. A wonderful day in the life of a stoner!! feedback appreciated
i told my dealer the day after lol. he laughed and said that his neighbor gets from him lmao. which makes me wonder if that guy actually called the 5-0
i was once mad high and i was pissing in my friends house. The door was ajar and his dog came in. next thing i know the dog is licking my stream of piss. next thing i know after hes fucking trying his best to swallow as much piss as possible. I pretty much pissed in his mouth...... fuckin weird dog.