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Discussion in 'General' started by troll mafia, Mar 31, 2004.

  1. 1. What do you put in a toaster?




























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    Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.

    If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.



    2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

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    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World.

    If you said "water" then proceed to question 3 .



    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?








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    Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?????

    If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

    4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?


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    Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors"
    then proceed to the next question.





    5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?


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    Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.














    6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,
    six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

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    Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!



    I got 5/6, I didnt get the green house one but that one is kinda stupid
     
  2. i got em all wrong :mad: what dose that mean?? :D
     
  3. i fucked up on the survivors one.. my answer was who gives a fuck where they're buried.
     
  4. i got a few right, i didnt get the last one, but i wasnt really thinkin about it or reading it to hard.
     
  5. how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
    The answer is not one degree, it would be 1/12 of 360 degrees, witch is 30 degrees.

    proof: There are 12 hours on a clock, if it goes one hour it rotates 1/12 of the clock, since the clock is round and one full rotation puts you in the same spot you started at theres is 360 degrees in the clock, so 360/12= 30 degrees

    one degree would be if the hand moved 1/360th of the clock, every minute the hour hand moves 1/720th of the clock (12 hours times 60 minutes since every 60 minutes the hour hand moves 30 degrees or 1/12th of the clock) so therefore every degree would be 2 minutes.
     
  6. for the first one i said waffles...does that count?
     
  7. I totally missed the first part, lol, my bad!

    oh yeah overthunk is not a word, lol, overthought, thought is the passed tense of think
     
  8. ....ok i lose right off the bat i saw toaster and thought...frogs.. like i was supposed to be frogs in there what the hell? its like if you were wet and it was raining and someone asked why are you wet you should be thinking"i'm we because its raining.. i'd be thinking about cottage cheese or something *sigh*
     

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