There was a man around my area that I live in that was arrested for breaking into houses and giving men oral sex while they were asleep. Wtf
must be a one stealthy mother fucker. try that shit on someone's house with a large dog, won't be breaking into people's houses for a while after that, 100%.
He will be having fun in jail, blowing people for 2 spicy ramen noodles or a large spoon of instant coffee . . .
How the hell did he do this without waking anyone up? They should be glad his expertise wasn't surprise buttsex
I'm at least 110% sure I would wake the fuck up if somebody even stepped foot in my house while I was asleep. All sorts of creaky floorboards in my house.