Each contestant has 24 hours to check in, once both opponents have checked in, they have 24 hours to drop their verses. Remember the rules, 16 bars/16 lines!!! Questions, just ask refer to the original thread which I provided a link to below. Once both verses have been dropped, voting will ensue for 24 hours, then the winner will be decided. Good luck! When writing your verses consider the following: NO FEEDING/FLIPPING NO RECYCLING NO SWAYING NO BITING Any questions on the definitions of the rules, see the original 'Rap Battle Tournament' Thread in the link above. In order for your vote to count you must leave an explanation as to why you voted the way you did, otherwise your vote will not be counted. You cannot vote for yourself, either. Visa Accepted You're a pussy Dan and none of your shits hard So when I out you out this tourny it's vaginal discharge Incredible, a hole in one on a par four You couldn't dodge these bullets if you trained for parkour in Darfur No kudo's puto, go try and learn Judo Young grass hoppa who cant rap proppa, you are DANiel LaRusso (karate kid reference for Bansai) You've lost your concentration but there's a camp called auschwitz I wont put the body in a bag, just the sack you clean my house with You're my bitch and our conflicts aren't close to done Bring a plate, who want's some chicken? Visa just roasted one Stop actin' tough, you're too fake with it silly Judge gave him a mandate, he's like "Your honor can I take him to Chilli's?" You fake bastard, your glass jaw stays shattered The only line you real with is mono on bait casters You dissapoint more heads then a "tail call" on a coin toss Bookem' DANno! I win, put it in text with a bevel embossed gloss Vs. BadTripDan All exscuses aside, Ima do this for pride Ima the truest with rhymes, so fluent, sublime Oh, this ain't a battle verse? But I'm spewin uh dime The rudest since times of Bob Marley, demine Barley in the coniac, feeling like the only rap- per to do it right since the OGs map- ped it out, you couldn't track the mouth without a heat seaking missle, more dope than a trappin' house You are just acting loud. Oh? You strapped? Pussy you are strapping blouse- s. Me? I am just stacking thousands of bars more stupid than down syn- drome. I get dumber than thought possible Beating me not plausible, bleed art, you cannot clog the hole Please guard the optical, cause I'm about to show you What pros do plus the dro, brew is consumed until it shows thru PS, fuck this B.S. the shows thru. You slow dude, I keep you Trippin like I grow shrooms VOTE COUNT: EXPIRES AT 11:59 AM EST 2/6 Visa Accepted - 4 BadTripDan - 0
Yeah... I wrote one and.... when the comp. stopped working I cant find it.. so I might... just pass... I dunno maybe I'll get on it tonight whn Im drunk..
Don't pass, 24 hours almost up homie.. I'm half way thru with mine and it's anything but spectacular, just write a quick sixteen.
You're a pussy Dan and none of your shits hard So when I out you out this tourny it's vaginal discharge Incredible, a hole in one on a par four You couldn't dodge these bullets if you trained for parkour in Darfur No kudo's puto, go try and learn Judo Young grass hoppa who cant rap proppa, you are DANiel LaRusso (karate kid reference for Bansai) You've lost your concentration but there's a camp called auschwitz I wont put the body in a bag, just the sack you clean my house with You're my bitch and our conflicts aren't close to done Bring a plate, who want's some chicken? Visa just roasted one Stop actin' tough, you're too fake with it silly Judge gave him a mandate, he's like "Your honor can I take him to Chilli's?" You fake bastard, your glass jaw stays shattered The only line you real with is mono on bait casters You dissapoint more heads then a "tail call" on a coin toss Bookem' DANno! I win, put it in text with a bevel embossed gloss DONE.
All exscuses aside, Ima do this for pride Ima the truest with rhymes, so fluent, sublime Oh, this ain't a battle verse? But I'm spewin uh dime The rudest since times of Bob Marley, demine Barley in the coniac, feeling like the only rap- per to do it right since the OGs map- ped it out, you couldn't track the mouth without a heat seaking missle, more dope than a trappin' house You are just acting loud. Oh? You strapped? Pussy you are strapping blouse- s. Me? I am just stacking thousands of bars more stupid than down syn- drome. I get dumber than thought possible Beating me not plausible, bleed art, you cannot clog the hole Please guard the optical, cause I'm about to show you What pros do plus the dro, brew is consumed until it shows thru PS, fuck this B.S. the shows thru. You slow dude, I keep you Trippin like I grow shrooms bla.... lol... whatever..
i chuckled with your spanish incorporation. good job ^favorite line ive seen in the tourney. this was like visas flow and punches versus dan's creativity (which was on point) but visa came after dan bar after bar also dan you gave the impression that you didn't want to battle at the end which killed it for me vote:visa
'You dissapoint more heads then a "tail call" on a coin toss Bookem' DANno! I win, put it in text with a bevel embossed gloss' I think that line kinda takes the win. Visa came hard.
Visa gets mine as well simply based on the punches. The same line for Dan that Puff highlighted might have been my favorite overall, not entirely sure why but it hit well with me. But I think Visa's was a bit more consistent and as always, the humor puts it over the top +1 Visa
wtf dan, i know you can come harder than that, well i guess visa gets my vote for making me crack up so much
i'll try to make the round 2 threads late tonight when i get home but no promises.. ima be fucked up.. and tomorrows superbowl sunday.. idk.. i'll have the threads up by tomorrow afternoon before the game latest.. berry can do em if he feels like gettin to it before me. and yeah.. id have to give my vote to Visa. glad you dropped though dan, i know you werent really feelin it but its better than lettin Visa breeze through to me lol
Cool tell Berry to make the thread tonight, lets have a little extension due to S.bowl sunday though lol, I dont know if i'll get around to it but then again if i have a good punchline in my head I may just go off it tomorrow. Run on sentence like a bitch, my brains blown.
Yeah... I dunno man I just shit one out.... I wanted to do the tournament cause I knew id appreciate the shit i wrote later but havent been able to write lately man. Just too much shit going on. I dunno man. Like if anything that night I felt like putting something up on post a verse just was thinking about crazy shit but I had a deadline so had too. Only thing I hate about battles is itslike homework... you HAVE to do it which makes me not want to... w.e im going to sleep. lol.