Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. its seems theres only a few real mcs on this board who can truly rap.
    i burn bright like a star, ...while yall fizzle and crack.
    speaking of stars i hold the universe in my palms
    dont try and take it away from me or ill break your fucking arms,
    ..wrists, fingers shoulders, hips, rib cages and all,
    you cats lookin stupid while im rippin at these bars.
    someone call me out so i can embarass your name
    my flows so tight its like a un-hittable game (blunt ...get it?)


    -coma!
     
  2. ima bust a freestyle while listening to voodoo child (I realy am)
    u wanna get wild
    if u wanna be an MC then follow me, down the street
    to the corner where they sellin coke and weed
    fuck the police
    you come at me ill come back at u
    swing so hard ull get knocked out of ur fuckin shoes
    everybody saw how i just broke ur jaw
    runnin around with my gun screamin fuck the law
    im tired of writing
    so come back when u feel like dieing
     
  3. green machine ...acting dirty but your clean
    youve prolly never even tried anything other than weed.

    bustin "freestyles" , ...but your rhyming is whack
    if i dropped your ass off in the real hood
    ... youd prolly suffer an anxiety attack.

    talking about about guns, but your daisy dont count
    when this battle is over i'll be the one that surmounts.
    im calling you out because your running your mouth.
    your speaking at a whisper ...but ive been known to shout.

    -coma!
     
  4. eyo imma play yo like "heyyo"
    beat you in battles or halo
    branch hangs low like mango bush
    thats kush not tropical tush
    ok foe you slayed hoe
    i played you like play-dough
    you pay me in payloads
    its k though i just grow
    four crops harvest non stop
     
  5. Kick back and grab a tab of acid
    Sniff a line, drop the tab
    And do a backflip
    Crack your skull in half
    And laugh at it
    I'm back at it again
    no half assed rapper can win
    I've mastered these tactics
    i'm sicker than a fat bitch
    passing gas with a match lit
    you bastard
    I'm a dastardly cat
    Who rapidly rips, and rippidly raps
    matter of fact, this slut is fat as a fuck
    But fuck it, I'll be fuckin her fat
    tuck her stomach under the covers
    and hit it from the back like whoah
    is that a vagina or just the bundled up rolls?
    I don't know, but I don't give a fuck
    Beacuse I'm rippin it up
    And kickin up dust
    While bitches and sluts
    Is lickin my nuts
    I'm like a savage, ready to ravage
    Any fat ass fat bitch with a vagina
    I'll be behind her, ready to grind her
    cuz my mind is kinda fried up
    so light up another one
    just got done fucking your mother son
    fuck a rubber, left her smothered in my nutter butter
    then i punched her in her gut and
    let her know that I have aids....


    This isn't really like battling, more of just a freestyle
     
  6. Couldn't fuck with me even if ya had a grenade launcher
    I'll bust nuts on your face and prosper,
    Rap style cant be replicated, anticipated,
    Fire fight down in the underground, you're nowhere to be found
    You rap like a novice, for sure I know this,
    You couldn't come back, so stand back, watch your attacks miss
    Take a stab at me, because I'm invisible, see
    Against me you're out the race, now my fist in ya face
    man you a disgrace, to the whole human race,
    So ya got the lead blasta, my whole crew comin atcha,
    do your worst, did I tell you I got a thirst, to see you fall on your knees,
    Mix your last breath with the breeze, bitch you a disease!
     
  7. I connect hits to 7'n~8...Leave cats Guessin~They~Fate...n Severe~The~Gates...have ya 'see' the truth, like 11~In~Place(Numerology)/ I'm "God, Son!"...I've Gathered~the~Greats ...I'll have the lineup 'Check they Posts'...I 'handle' Heavenly~Schythe's!!!//
    Rippin...tearin em...puttin the Fear in em, those who step near? Endin Career's, how ya get Aired! Best be a Clever Quick Victim...or get a Better Planned Mission/ I'll put ya 'Off Center' like Vietnam Victims... n' 'Drop two sets on ya'...don't need Einstien Vision!!!//
    This Prime~Time~Fission...Fine~Rhymes~Mentioned...everything I make, Authored Great...Authentic Taste...no one can debate outta 10 Nines~Times~Menace/ N rip the 'Field' known for Time~Blind~Finish...I'll 'Ruin ya setup' like Linemen~Scrimage!!!
     
  8. I'm a novice, ready to explode this
    Revenge served best on a cold dish
    Talk shit, but you know your a bitch
    Thats why your women tells you to clean the house
    It's ladies night out, fucking every boy toy
    You want to destroy shit, so you come on here
    Only to be deployed back, your rap sucks, its crap.
     
  9. ^

    TT I wanna commend you...always pursist with pure shit...couldn't keep a flow takin a piss...
    jump off my dick...or actually this "phantom" dick...talkin random to someone? still miss...
    camera? still 'Eye' lids...n factually you just a little kid...strap ya bib...my 'food' hit big.
    to 'slop up sigs'...nevermind the fact I'm actually GOD...vengence lives...murkin 'Ribs'...
    n puttin 'Stress to Rest' like TokingToker...but I'm light to the Fifth!
     


  10. your calling me out saying my rhymes r weak
    u say u shout; people actually listen when i speak
    if goin against me is what u seek
    its a bad idea b/c ur a vegetable i only eat meat
    calling me clean ur right
    i dont fuck with the white cause it'll ruin ur life
    so next time u come to a fight forget ur knife
    b/c my fist will fuck up ur eye
     

  11. Get your tounge untied
    My rap flow is just fine
    You're headed in the wrong direction
    Right in my box of ass wooped collections
    TT thats my name, natural selection
    Get the fuck out my face
    You're annoying, your raps a disgrace
    To the world and all human race.
     
  12. Ill kick a rap, muthafucka, kick a crazy flow
    Yo bitch ass pissin in the room wher the ladies go
    And when u try ta spit game, ya shit damn weak.
    I be livin the high life while you 6 feet deep.
     
  13. Im evil and when i flow theres an upheaval of hands
    flyin high like a seagull above the ocean sands
    im askin mayans why cause i just dont understand
    ancient keepers of the curse thats all across the land
    I must now why earths awry, oil supplys dont expand
    so i take the mic to my hand, my flows never planned
    im in command and demand like satans little demon
    i lose control on the stage, women start screamin
    i wish for your sis and fill her with seamen.
     

  14. i dont mind that you call me a veggie,
    because im good for ya heart
    everyone knows that when you say meat
    your just talking about male parts
    never said i went skiing, but i do know the slopes
    you physically harming me is a false rumor
    you can read it on snopes.
    you should try and be original
    using metaphors and such,
    you prolly rollin with blunts wraps
    when alls im packing is dutch.
     

  15. Oh, so you sayin that my rap ain't quality?
    Shit, when it comes to rhymes I've got a fuckin monopoly,
    I could do this all day, I'm the hunter you the pray, and I'm pullin out knives if you got something to say
    Cuz in the world today, we can do this the hard way,
    And I'll slit your wrist till you get my gist,
    I ain't pissed,
    But still, you talk like a molester,
    And I'm laughing at you cuz' you a fuckin' court jester,
    So now I'm startin' some shit, really causin' some static,
    I'm ecstatic-
    So I spit rhymes like a full automatic
    I fuck real energetic, so don't call me a slacker,
    I bust more nuts then a fuckin' nutcracker
    Hip Hop Grandmaster
    I disappear like a mirage
    You best run before I hit ya with the verbal barrage
    A criminal at large,
    Packin' gauges for my wages
    My name will be remembered from now through the ages
    And cuz' I'm swift and precise, I get done like I was ice
    I eliminate fools like they was church mice,
    Now, take what I've said into consideration,
    Else I'll fuck you up worse'n hazardous mutation!
     
  16. Yo...

    Scythe
    He's like a double edged knife
    This bitchs as fresh as ice
    Ryan, quit ya cryin
    Take the towel wipe your brow
    You've been shutdown
    Ya earn the name of rappin clown
    On your knees, get down
    I got a treat, guess, it's round
     
  17. \

    toking toker, more flaming than a red hot poker
    my skill is true, yours remincent of some folk lore
    am i the only kid on here who speaks unique?
    hot rhymes in the distance
    while your future is bleak?

    close your mouth dont speak,
    while i slap together this frame,
    you like an artist with no canvas
    no one will remember your name.
     

  18. TT agrees with me

    u say ur rhymes r hot but they not
    so imma say what i have to and its gonna be a lot
    first of all lay off the crack
    it fucks up ur brain thats y yo rhymes r so wack
    back to the basics yea im takin it back
    to rule number 1 lay off the crack
    switch it up and go buy a sack
    2nd of all dont tell me not 2 speak
    because were all typing so ill type what i want to say
    so get back at me and i may just type a hole page
    about how ur shits gay
    3rd dont take me to sersiously
    im just freestylin and freestylins free
    take a cig and dip it in some hash oil
    now ur high rnt u
    maybe u can think of some better rhymes
    so im gone...untill next time
     
  19. Hold it right there
    I'm your worst motherfuckin' nightmare
    This is mission impossible
    I'm unstoppable
    Throw you in an unlockable room
    You rap like you on shrooms
    Sweep your ass to the side witha broom
    It's almost 7:00 you gotta go to bed soon.

    Peace
     
  20. i know what you mean but fuck wakin up
    Im to busy dreamin bout cash and the crop

    All my times takin up
    makin lines that thump

    Jamaican ryhmes make ya jump

    make ya jump like a bitch
    snitch whats your last wish
    shoulda been "sir please miss"
    do ya belive god exists
    leather bound in hell and gettin burned by my wits

    im a devil on the mic
    hit bass notes with some treble hooks
    revel in the strike watch you on the run
    this isnt catch and release
    im fishin just for ones

    thats the ace
    i always know its place in the deck
    cut by the dealer for trainwreck by the pounds
    set you up to the river and ace drags you down

    drowned by my sounds
    bound by my nouns
    kicked the verbs to the curb
    im addicted to words

    my herbs are superb
    and "im free like a bird"
    thats o d b
    you can borrow thirdy
    but when your loan grows old
    imma start actin dirty
     

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