Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. #3301 tyrone biggums, Jun 8, 2009
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    i've known 3 people to die from oc's. two of them were actually decent and cool people.
    i just generally don't buy them unless they're stupid cheap and i can get a lot of bread.

    oc's pretty much mean "ima pas out in 2 hours" anyway. i have control problems. :)
    NAH SON I FUCKIN HATE YOU AN THIS SHIT IS REAL

    what strain were those plants? def sativa'd out. i'm growing some jack flash right now ;x on the low low.
    ripening :DD:D:D:D::D


    i gotta do some shit round the house real quick but im gonna respond dylan. be back in 30ish maybe.
     
  2. Bitch please, you aint a g or a pimp, youll never squeeze tits
    Youll never get laid cuz not even French chicks wanna Bon Apetit dick
    Your rhymes weak, my punches land square right in ya face
    Leave you swolled up so bad, try to read your lips ya gotta turn the page
    Im a real pimp, fuckin bitchs til their pussys scorchin
    You got a lot of miss's tho, like misconception and misfortune
    How old are you fox? Still livin with moms and usin her whip and shit
    But when you ask "can i use the karma?" she thinks "wtf i do to deserve this!"
    Your fat and lazy, dont even try to lose weight or go an a diet
    Naval so big it could take out a group of somalian pirates
    Learn your anatomy and youll see im causin you real harm
    The only humerus thing bout yous gone when i rip off your arm
     

  3. I don't keep a girl so you can keep your tool before i lose my cool and you're found in a local swimming pool
    you feel me fool? I'll gut you open like an illegal mule and leave you for the news to view
    battles i pick and choose because i like to cruise so watch your move unless you wanna make headline news
    i like drowning my sorrows in booze i smoke and snooze until my problems are next to few
    Mc's i just pick and chew and any crew i hand remove until they are through so let know if you wanna go for 0 for two?
     
  4. i aint homophobic man ur just too gay
    i just cant stand ur massive demand for tube steak
    u too lame to ever make moves on a song
    ur usin my style an even still ur doin it wrong
    ur stupid an off, ur bitch hits my dick like a bong
    i hit her in the stomach, white dragon, spittin the cum
    i took a picture of the bitch so i could send u just one
    the other picture went to hustler an they print it this month


    eh.
     
  5. Lets see what you got.

    You the only person who needs to step their 'game up'
    'blames up', you a nobody tryin to get their 'fame up'
    recording rapper? you just work out of ya moms 'basement'
    'face-it', if i threw a dildo down a hall you'd probably try and 'chase-it'
    Im just tryin to 'inform', if you step up, imma bring the 'storm'
    Flood you out quick, like the cool guy you 'tryin to be'
    this bitch is 'cryin to me' "im 'tryin to see' 'which' fake 'bitch' i wanna 'be' "
    see the 'News-flash'? you'll 'lose-fast' it aint hard to 'tell'
    you couldn't 'sell' that fake act if you threw in an ounce as 'well'

    That should be enough, have fun. :D
     
  6. Well I dont rap battle
    I just freestyle
    I rolled a philly and smoked it
    This fuckin thread took awhile
    And yep Im from dat H
    And yes we do sip plenty
    I kno Im da fuckin ace
    Bitch dey say I smell shitty...HOE
    But no pampers tho
     
  7. if ya don't see my syntax, it seems ya just skim raps
    i bleed lyrics and feed on grammar, vocab and prim chat
    i'm a grim cat to cross in a battle
    this is certain, boss here says to toss the fuckin curtains
    even backstage my spoken speech leave ya hurtin
    percieve this verse-and get back to me first-thing
    believe i'd be cursin without premise if i continue
    so drop some words and first then i'll press the gun-in-you
     
  8. See my flow and ur flow could never get along
    Cuz ur da type to get played and smoke to a sad song
    But really I do feel bad for you,in dat pink sweater, behind dat keyboard all alone
    I bet u wana b stan to my eminem send me a letter and wait by da fone
    But we all know how dis story ends off da bridge and into da water
    Though it started with me in ur moms pants well shit i jus might b ur father
     
  9. why the fuck does everyone rap like theyre the best
    show me ur breasts, im hugh hefner yall my guests
    may u rest in pieces, naked, with ur legs wide open
    eat yo pussy til ya raw and i aint jokin
    on my dick ur chokin, pukin up dinner
    i just watched ur moms tummy get a little bit thinner
    shit shes just a beginner, howd she have u?
    "it was an accident i swear, he came out in my poo!"
    now thats kinda weird, isnt it odd?
    i threw a shovel at to mother and backed over her with my quad
    heard her spinal cord crackin but i kept attackin
    ran to grab the hatchet so i could keep up the hackin
    then the drugs wore down, so i started to come down
    i realized i murdered ur mother in her wedding gown
    shit
     
  10. Wheels spin around, I got kill by the pound
    If I turn up my sound, then it drown out the town
    I'm thoed with the flow, I can clown with the nines
    Blow green to the ceiling, come down to the ground
    Is everybody thoed, or is it just me
    I'm as fly as the sky, hell yeah I must be
    Keeping G bundles, that's my mindframe
    Karats in my chain, if you thinking I'm lame
     
  11. Pssh yall aint shiit cha cant spit
    talk back get cho head split
    shit on a stick
    give my wrist a flick, send the shit flyin through the air
    lands in your hair
    look at chu wit cho dumb blank stare
    cant believe what just happened
    all you hear next is yo neck snappin
    then I start fappin
    bust ma nut in yo eye, make you go blind
    rub in the slime
    howdya like my rhyme?

    Wo0t
     
  12. If any of them was on top, he's the throne there's a new king
    So watch what you doing, I'm having a mood swing
    Your lip gon get stiffed, get my drift better move swing
    My fist till it hit your lip, and it's blue as a mood ring
    That's just for assuming, Kmoney can't throw the up
    Or standing over you saying, that famous cool by Chris Tucker
    Tough luck, I'm the definition of hustler
    Gun to me and my brother, make *****z adjust the
    Combination to the safe, I am the money magnet
    You got some money stash it, cause we coming to grab it
     
  13. I don kno y dese boys wana talk slick
    Cuz da only hard thing u do is ride my dick
    And all dese fukin sex rhymes gaves me krabs
    Yall bullshittin so kmoney the crowns up for grabs
    And Im on dat shyt lik a Shaq rebound
    Yall say yall kill, but victims don make a sound
    Cuz I come around ya corner wit a chopper clip hundred round
    Watchin ya whole click fill wit lead and shells hitn da ground
    Run up, get dun up cuz in houston we don hesitate
    Its either b me or suck my dick an im hard to imitate
     
  14. #3314 ImWithWhatever, Jun 9, 2009
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    well this actual rapper recording, wants to call us boring
    but prob wont do a verse himself till morning?
    so many DROPS this motherfucker must think its POURING
    hell prolly claim hes touring, on a 747 soaring
    but this dude aint eatin i hear his stomach roaring
    grumbling, now wen he goes to spit hes stumbling,
    fumbling his words he cant even remember his writtens,
    good ridenns, hes left smitten, dazed and confused
    no im sure hes got no more issues, or i hope my name he wont missuse
    cuz i rele dont wanna diss u,
    since im only typing, and you in a booth writing,
    but i think he just an actor surrounded by makeup and lighting
    and im making noise like thunder and lightning, im amazing as a big foot sighting
    im doing this nightly, cuz aint no body as nice as me ill take a faggot outta his nikes
    if he tired to spite me, i wont do the right thing like spike lee
    u better recognize i aint playing this summer, im a Stone Cold Stunner
    give ya ass 3 16's, know what i mean? i'm gassin them better grab ya canteen
    cuz imma start to put yall on the HOT seat
    so step foward if u got beef,
    but they gunna go runnin like the sheep of Lil Bo Peep
    thats deeep, now i got his ass wishin he could go back to last week
     
  15. Nikka what? you muss be playin
    laughin as im readin, what you sayin
    got hate on me now cuz you know im a star
    preachin to your high school " you can always go far"
    you try to stand next to me but you aint got the heart
    im finished with you, slam you, you didnt get to start
    so you think you gonna slaughter me?
    but you dont possess the talent
    Im Bill Gates wealthy bitch, you got the debt of Woody Allen
    im smokin nuttin but the finest, while you mockin "Do your chickens have large talons?"
    Im Brad Pitt famous on GC, while you hold the fame of Jimmy Fallon
    You take a shot of Vodka, im downing Bud by the gallon
    got a swagger like no other, have the bitches on C dub
    your girl dont suck your dick, cuz she is givin me the love
    when I go to bed tonight, I thank the big man up above
    Bless the poor talent, of the Zilla named Bud
     
  16. My click is bad, thoed off the dome
    Sick with the pad, rolling on chrome in the whip or the slab
    Despicable cash, mouth look like invisible glass
    And you girl just laugh, at your pitiful ass
    Can't no one use the same words, and syllables as
    My little cool ass, jamming a Screw cause I said a little bit too fast
    I'm skipping through class, flipping through cash
    With little du-rags I'm a little too bad, I spit at you fags
    The pistol will blast, at your critical mash
    You a little too slow, well that's a little too bad
    On the mic I don't back down, I clap at you whack clowns
    Bury rappers under the stage, dress the mic in a black gown
    Get slap and sat down, with verbs and fast nouns
    No gat to be found, when the FEDs searching pat down nigggaaaa
     
  17. u only "gutta" when im guttin ya gut//
    have u holdin the same spot on ya stomach where ya tuckin ya tux//
    walkin around wit his thumb in his butt//
    i'd only "feel ya shit" if we shook hands,
    not knowin what he does to his stuff//
    im rugged and rough, i prove it when im punishin chumps//
    Hip Hop- stop spittin, cuz u FUCKIN IT UP//
    u course when u rap? ur voice sounds hoarse when u rap//
    i should prescribe u a lethal overdose of Coricidin STAT//
    i've had it wit ya frivolous act//
    talk bout bangin moms when u swimmin wit the snorkel in ass//
    im born in an ass? im hot shit so the formula adds//
    take u hostage n put ya corpse in a coffin n dash :bolt:
     
  18. ***** I grind from summer to summer, trying to go from Hooptie to Hummer
    I'm a ghetto status *****, I'm a stunner
    I holla at your woman, like ***** you don't want her
    Undoing her buttons, acting like I'ma give her loot but I'm fronting
    I usually dump em, I lose 'em and bump em
    To the curb then swerve, ***** to do this is nothing
    My game air tight, like Glad-lock zipper bags
    I gladly lock the game up, and ***** kiss your ass
    Goodbye, my raps is throwed my hooks is fly
    I'm stacking doe, but no ***** good try:D
     
  19. Bitch ass *****, fuck wit me and like a game ill erase your health
    I knew of suicide victims that hate this bitch more than life itself!
    You weak punk, nuthin could prepare ya, because the shit I spit is potent
    Wait? You got a earring? Nah, its another 'Something About Mary' moment
    Cant please your bitch either, she came to me starving for sex and hungry for love
    She ended up sandwiched between me and the bed, with my seed all on her buns
    See ***** thats how you throw some punches in your versus, try it sometime
    Even if you were bad mouthin eMC album you couldnt diss a Punchline
    Your rhymes are a straight dud. and even trying hard you got nothin
    If anybodys EVER said you was the shit, they must have had Tourettes or somthin...
     
  20. damn no props... thats fucked
     

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