Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. I see you puffin sticks - shit smell like oregano,
    Rolling with your bitch - take my word she hollow,
    Nigga got bricks best believe she gon' follow,
    Suck a couple dicks for a hit of that rock bro.
     
  2. Play that poker face and watch your whole block fold
    Timmy Taco let his glock blow out the back of the tahoe
    See Timmy had a date with the devil over a bottle
    and I'm the equivalent of Pablo mixed with El Chapo
     
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  3. #28283 JfN, Jan 29, 2017
    Last edited: Jan 30, 2017
    I'm making stacks bro - cheese/chips/nachos,
    Your cheddar breeze but it's raining in the bank so,
    Ima stay strapped like a militant - Castro,
    You shit whack - but I'm killing it like 'pac, hoe
     
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  4. My shits whack, you nowhere to be found like Waldo
    My four arms of shiva might popeyes, and my legs look like Ronoldo's
    I stuff your dead parents down the bathroom of McDonalds
    Ive lost all hope, i aint whack i'm cold dog like Balto
     
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  5. True, that would've worked better actually lol, thanks dude
     
  6. This line was savage.

    Honestly that was hard bro - but I'm not no,
    Patient nigga - so take my word like gospel,
    Should I speak Spanish for you little vato?,
    You aint no vato - you a puto so vamos.
     
  7. There isn't gonna be peace, death is your final option
    I got murder on top of murder - bunk beds they could try as coffins
    Make a mess of your vital organs, the head a rhino charging
    I'll have every disk in your spine resemble a flying saucer
    Remember than I'ma marksman, get in the line of an archer
    Steady aimer that empty chambers like stepping inside of Auschwitz
    You bet that I'm tied to mobsters with mental asylum problems
    That make prune out fruits like you and sell it as wine to convicts
    I'm burning this man, guess this is evidential arson
    He couldn't get off a sentence with presidential pardons
    I'm dope as what's growing up in my residential garden
    I'm always in my zone and your elements periodic
    I'm not shore where you live, but you probably a beach bum
    You living in a cheap dump with no where to put your feet up
    Don't come to me with those Minge of Odor type of weak punch
    You wanna mean mug till I make you look small as tea cup
    He start to break out in hives harder than a bee buzz
    Softer than some peach fuzz, you Elton John from the knees up
    Cause you take so much wood up your ass, we call you tree trunk
    I go for pussy, you go for the sack like Luke Kuechly does
    I pop cherries, let off more seeds than strawberries
    Raw? Very, exposing this pixie soft fairy
    Any time, any day bstroke will keep it flowing, and
    Your eyes are bigger than your stomach like Ethiopians
     
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  8. #28288 Minge With Odor, Jan 30, 2017
    Last edited: Jan 30, 2017
    If you're Timmy Taco then call me Jimmy Vato
    Chillin' with a hot hoe I'm choppin' like Cilantro
    Wan't pounds pronto? I'll call Alessandro
    Custom painted muscle car's, mud tire Bronco's
    It comes from the Congo it's shipped to my condo
    One single line and the party's playin' bongo's
    El Grande Blanco, I mail it too Toronto
    Boy's playin' hockey know me better as the Honcho
    Girl's call me later, their men call me Sancho
    Broke the board in half now the mod's needin' Bondo
    A trick'll turn a John, I'll turn a John to a John Doe
    Boy talkin' trash til' I wreck him with a combo
    Twenty yards away in the face with a long-bow
    Celebrate the day with a case of some Strongbow
    Got a bowl packed with some hash from Morocco
    Deep in the game turnin' caine into guapo
    Bitch I make it rain hope you came with a poncho
     
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  9. I challenged your girl to a pillow fight , your girl invited my girl to dildo night,
    They had a threesome with JerryRice,
    Double sided dildo vibrating type,
    They ate vagina like shrimp fried rice
    Just writing this I came like twice,
    2 pump chump I dump and Im outt...
     
  10. They call me satan
    with accusations of acclimations
    and lately people call me lucifer
    You could say that im the devil
    or whatever name it is that you prefer
    I take some bass and some treble
    Then I bath in the tempo
    stake a claim when im taking names and I aim them at emerald
    Razorblades when I sever
    Several instrumentals lit with flames
    On a candlestick
    I cant handle it my temperament is ten percent as sweet as peppermint
    My mental space is heaven sent and from this day I benefit from having it a talent so malevolent
    If ever there was evidence
    Rap is just a friend of his embedded in my brain I made my bed with it
    My bread and butter all the same insane to say I made a big mistake
    I can't escape it like it's jason chasing me around a lake
    My head is always thinking of another rhyme
    I couldn't give myself a break
    Even if I had the time but I know I'll never try
    So I set my soul aside for the golden prize the only crown you got comes with extra fries
    You can run your mouth a lot but my writing multiplies.

    Bars.





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  11. #28291 Acidphere, Jan 31, 2017
    Last edited: Jan 31, 2017

    Got that notification and i hopped in here pronto..
    And this is about to be the acid that you all know
    I insist you resist you don't wanna see this bomb blow
    Bitch i aint Timmy Taco, money like Sean Combs but i told you i'm El Chapo
    You ain't Jimmy Vato your belly says Trey of Nachos, extra guaco
    Legs like Ronoldos, i take these shots like Rondo
    I can't remember the last time i was caught off flow
    You're not Sancho you a Tonto borocho, tu no hablo?
    Pinata as your face, than i jump on it like Tonto,
    Have your Condo, I got a couple bad bitches snorting fire in my grotto
    Bottles on bottles, fuck yo bronco this mustang got da throttle
    You were on the right path, than you hit this pot hole
    Fuck a long-bow, you cross foe and behold the cross bow
    Sit down boy, lets discuss some shit like a talk show
    Open that mouth again and you swallow this cock whole
    This room gonna look a lot like a brothel, you follow?
    I'll shoot you to the moon like your mission apollo...your awful.
     
  12. #28292 bstroke0425, Jan 31, 2017
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2017
    Checked on the thread, expecting some responses ready
    Got none - I guess that means these faggots know they lost already
    They need some hired help to drop a spitter like myself
    This heavyweight kill light on scales, Mr. Universe iron delt
    And I'll shoot stars outta this big dipper if you try to bail
    Can't stand to be around these waists of space like Orion's belt
    The face of the Earth hides behind it's veil, suck the life outta life itself
    Pinky rings stolen from Saturn giving ice the chills
    You'll need to write bars with a Nasty Nas passion
    To keep your Buzz from going down - no astronaut crashes
    Put rockets in your dome like it's basketball practice
    Shoot your ass past the Martians, like Houston we have a problem!
    You can't keep up, it's like jogging vs. sprinting
    Dropped to your knees cause you couldn't pay your college tuition
    Couldn't keep my name out your mouth, you thought it was Richard
    You probably got your way through college by serving some gay coladas
    Ya'll are never paid in profit, not sure if you've made deposits
    Have the nerve to make a comment but all the words you paste is dogshit
    Slash you with a hexed cadaver, quit all the excessive chatter
    And iron out the wrinkles in your verse to be a pressing matter
    I'm sitting here with writtens from no names
    Who probably praying for my downfall like a kid for a snow day
    Boring raps, I fall asleep in the middle of your lines
    Like I'm drifting in both lanes or can't finish the cocaine
     
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  13. All I see is dreams about bitches and a condo?
    Must be high - guess it feels good to be on 'dro,
    When you come down you see you got no bomb flow,
    This is not no - brothel - bitches want the cock though,
    Finna bomb ya'll - like I'm coming outta Moscow,
    Motherfuckers posting floss so - I'll let the moss blow,
    Legs like Ronaldo? So run to the cops bro,
    Tell'em that your sorry ass fucked with the boss yo.
     
  14. Chase the money and the moment
    i pray and what i say is the omen
    they tell me to go for it, my mind is in orbit and
    im confide to the notion that this love potion is potent
    I'll snap for that cheese like a rodent
    forfeit your forthcomings for the fortune
    Forewarn i'm coming from fondling my foreskin
    Got a two door garage just so i can fit corpses in
    Riding on a shark, hanging on the dorsal fin
    an informal invite for you to get your face smashed in like porcelain
    I'ma kill the next mother fucker that take me to court again
     
  15. BARS, good lord
     
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  16. Lol ty, trynna step it up
     
  17. I need to step my shit up ahaha,
    that was probably the best verse ive read in this thread.
    The space bars than it like transitioned into basketball bars with ease...fuck man, fire.
     
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  18. #28298 StonyBalonie, Feb 3, 2017
    Last edited: Feb 3, 2017
    First I want to say, good fucking verse man, SAVAGE, second, I'm baked as shit, I'm giving myself 10 minutes to write this, it might suck badly haha

    You ain't a spitter, you like to swallow
    You've been known to give tight neck like a man due for the gallows
    Talkin bout space when you undue a mans belt
    Suck that iron ore to the core, till the metal melt, that's the only steel you felt
    Stayin buzzed, cuz why you all about that woody? A veil is what you call a hoody
    The inferior rappers gravitate in my solar system, vortex them'round then I rip em
    A sick organism, that lives off of rhythms and victims, gas me up and fire this piston
    I'll rip ya in the abdomen, break your face in, mask em up like Rich Hamilton
    Spread to your family like a pathogen, aiming like a javelin
    Make em see the light without using halogen, retina damaging
    I like to see the eyelids before I rip out the Iris, real tired shit
    "Honey they real tired sshhhh"
    I run the marathon like oscar pistorious, it's no feet, only option is defeat and I'm victorious
    This bastard notorious for being inglorious
    I'm the master of stories, Edgar Allen Poe drunk allegories
    Drunk sick of whack rappers, these guys the whackest yet
    Ya'll shoot rockets worse than Boba fett, no jet pack
    I'll have you sprintin towards the true Verizon, can you hear that?
     
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  19. #28299 bstroke0425, Feb 3, 2017
    Last edited: Feb 3, 2017
    Haha thanks dude, appreciated

    Breaking your teeth witta fist, speeches is sick
    Son you with giving a fuck like God did Jesus the kid
    The difference between me and the geek is this:
    Good looks, swag, cash, keys to a whip, and chicks see me exist
    Not fair to compare myself to these pieces of shit
    Bury cats in cemeteries - Stephen King in this bitch
    I'll let the heat wave and then I blow you right back
    Me loosing my cool is worse than the polar ice caps
    The metal's in your mouth, make you finish the plate
    The blood dripping away until it's hitting your legs
    You can't touch these bars - ya'll never lifted a weight
    So I'ma give you the scoop but don't get in my Whey
    I drop sets with high reps and never give them a break
    Can't even get a spot on the bench, while I've been in the game
    Your girl a dumb-bell I pump well till I'm physically drained
    She squat, I'm jerk my hang clean on that snatch to get her in shape
     
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  20. That verse, with the Auschwitz line has fire punchlines man.

    You can talk big numbers, you're still an inverse
    I drop rage filled curses without a single rehearse
    The stars immerse in the light I disperse, never a dark side to the moon
    I gravitate and levitate the sound waves till they create monsoons
    You say you're dope, avatar with the bent spoon
    I say I've been sick homie, my systems immune
    Seen more death than D-day beaches, more blood than Amazonian leeches
    My friends were never saved by the bell, it was death to all screeches
    Only father figures we had, were sermons and preaches
    It was lunchables for dinner, no grains or peaches
    We fuckin raw without rubbers, shit we die before diseases
    This ain't facetious, youngins be pulling their pieces, aimin to drop somebody and leave em speechless
    I've been stuck in this game like jumanji
    Every roll I get, soon comes to haunt me, like memories of sleepin next to bill cosby
     
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