Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. someone use my name in a rap
     


  2. Hangin out in the wrap thread, sippin ice tea
    Kickin it with the friendly folks of G.C.
    Being nice is allright, bein nice is just fine
    Everybodies ryhmes are just as..dope as mine
    Cuz we can all be friends and always be polite
    There aint no need to bitch and fight
    And fuck rap battle, for Lots we'll change it all
    Rap party, rap bash, rap going to the mall
    rap bein friends, and rap bein nice
    rap drinking beers, and sharing rap by the slice
    Without hostility this thread aint nuthin
    can't you see!
    But for you we change the name to..rap easy.:hello:
     
  3. #2243 Tee 8sh See, May 4, 2009
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    in that case, fuck mrs. lots and that pretty face,
    or in that pretty face, dont give a damn, i want a taste,
    bet that shits tore up, bigger lips than on ya face,
    what a disgrace, such a pretty girl, ruined from russian waste,
    heres a change, close ya legs, and use ya face,
    keep a steady pace, make sure my balls dont get misplaced,
    im outta here now, for your presence i have graced.
     
  4. DAMN! my name ends with NEED. easy as shit to rhyme with.. cmon
     
  5. #2245 pomangro, May 4, 2009
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    Hey man, I dont know why
    Me and this guy
    always can see eye to eye
    With a rap like that
    and a name like THC
    this guy can always count on
    mad rep from me


    edit- part two

    I just got a Pm, that shit made me laugh
    Bustin a gut so hard I almost split myself in half
    and fuck Pomangro, I thought of somethin better
    I tried to be nice, but i just couldn't get her
    I am the harrassin assasin,
    just a mommy lovin teen
    who ever thought a russian could be so mean?

    I send a PM to clear shit up and apparently I am harrassing you know who.
    Ridiculous
     
  6. #2246 ImWithWhatever, May 4, 2009
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    homegirl get smoked up like the weed she talks about
    yappin big well girl go ahead DJ UNK and walk it out
    i aint tryin to talk it out, i am what all the talk about
    you sit and pout, layin there crying listenin to No Doubt
    im the best, no doubt, dont give a fuck ill stomp this hoe out
    god damn as i become more and more angry
    the drugs the only thing that could save me
    they know im always right and that what i say shouldnt be taken with harm
    fuck that, im in the building, ring the alarm, put a ring on her arm
    but thats just a cool way to say bracelet, as i leave ya chained up in the basement
    have u seen my mind? ive seem to misplaced it, maybe somewhere on a spaceship
    or with an alien taking a space shit, but u just fake as space cash
    im gettin in that ass, my shit aint trash, just somethin to listen to wen u trashed
    and by the end of this day i will surpass, all these herb ass wanna be's
    who dont want it with me obviously

    sorry, just been listening to a lot of eminem the last couple weeks. pumped for the album. im on that eminem flow with all that talk about rapes and killing haha
     
  7. you, viscous snap back and attack?
    relax, ill turn you movie star baby, hittin it from the back
    infamous for spitting dope shit
    you infamous cos your flow so bad, that it is actually pathetic
    i grab the mic and wreck it, like a car wreckage
    fuel tank ignite on impact and have your name written in goverment records
     
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  9. #2249 WeedIsMyNeed, May 4, 2009
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    use my name. shortened to UMN
     
  10. Umn! Umfuckingn!
     
  11. u just realize eminem is mainstream? i think i just pissed my self
    aint nobody answerin u, u mind as well diss yaself
     
  12. Weed is my need,, the ghetto farmer
    with the cannabis seed,, sowing soil for the autumn harvest
    never a moment when the eyes aren't glassy
    mind blank walking around, mouth dryer than the pastry of a pasty

    hahahahah cbf to off my face for this
     
  13. fine. ill diss myself.

    im white,
    thats right.
    24/7 im high as kite.
    im 125lb, fucking light.
    man this screen is hurting my eyes.
    so fucking bright.
    you can laugh at me
    cuz i have hugeass eyebrows,
    they look like mayfeild,
    with dey fucking brown cows.
    i dont give a fuck what you think.
    im still bigger than you,
    even when you shrink.
    i still live with my mom.
    yeah man, still singing that song.
    you guys always dissing dudes livin with they moms,
    are you kidding me?
    that shits the bomb.
    she feed you,
    clothe you,
    keep you safe,
    pay for shit.
    none yall mothafuckers respect that.
    not one bit.
     
  14. #2254 PurpleCup, May 4, 2009
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    You're the type of inbred incest
    A whore wont even ingest
    I'm sick in the south, I tell mrs. lots "пенис во рту"
    That's "dick in your mouth", I'll grab pomangro's tonsils and start rippin' em out
    Pick a hoe out of the crowd and start dickin' her down
    I litigate with the famous and innovate with the greatest
    My Russian friend Anton wants to see Mrs. lots anus
    But that's not my motha fuckin' foretay
    I'll roofie a girl and try to pass it off as foreplay
    My bowl dirty like a fat girl's ass thong
    I wear a rubber like a cheap ass glass bong
    I don't care in real life I rock a sick cypher
    I'm called Long Scotty Big Piper to all of my dick riders
    So any hoe can get addicted
    Swine Flu? It's not my fault mexican kids play in shit pins
    I snip limbs while I'm sharpening my bic pens
    I'm really not ammused by this fag's gestures
    You're just a fat heffer that needs to learn to rap better
     
  15. Now what nigg@.
     
  16. #2256 Mrs. Lots, May 4, 2009
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    I like your private message plea,
    havent found a way to say fuck you rightly,
    instead I sit back laugh while your bitch takes 6 dicks nightly.

    Fuck ya Im a commie but you live with your mommy,
    she buys you shoes, shampoos,
    its never enough your a brat
    a shmooze you treat her like
    hitler did the jews
    and we all know he got horrible reviews.

    Poms girl is a hoe,
    she works the weekends at the strip show
    and snorts cum lines like a dude addicted to blow.
    While Im back at home stacking my cash flow in the shape of a painting done by van-gogh.
    Ya I admit I may be hitting him to low
    but fuck it the gloves are off Im going to turn this bitch ass into a john doe.

    Your life is a joke,
    fuck ya I'll provoke
    sit in my hooded clock
    give you the back hand stroke
    to your face as I erase your space with blood
    when you were alive your parents refferred to you as the dudd,
    and your girl such a pig they be dragging her through mud.

    Pom you have to give up the rhyming game your shits apparable, terrible, unbearable
    and most important unconparable to me...


    this is kind of fun!
     
  17. thats priceless
     
  18. Lol for real.
     
  19. Your living proof that Russia's trash
    W2 that shit was ash
    And it would have stayed that way,
    hadnt USA jumped in the fray
    so who the fuck are you
    to talk about Hitlers review

    You know i think its funny right
    that fucking verse took you all night
    you wanna talk about what my PM meant
    how about your plea "Oh its harrasment!"
    ill post the link if yall wanna see
    the pm that this cunt sent me
    claiming im harrassing her
    when i was simply askin her
    to keep her ugly skank ass quiet
    i think that you should prolly try it

    Your ryhmes are all just echos, Ive heard it all before
    although ive never heard it from a two bit russian whore

    Oh you speak three languages, wow thats great to know
    you can say three different ways "5$ for the blow"
    haha yea you sit in your hooded clock, i dont mind it one bit
    for speaking so many languages you cannot spell for shit
    so now i hope that we can put this in the past
    cuz i got more for you
    Mrs. lots of cock in ass
     
  20. ummm I dont know where you learnt history but america never saved russia homie....and your spelling was not the greatest in that last post either...anyways boys I have to goto work now have a fun time.
     

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