Random thoughts

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I seriously want to know this, how the fuck do you do it?!

 

- Whenever someone says “I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart”, all I hear is “I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart”.


^lol^

 

"I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit."

I wonder about this every time I see a cop.

shit's so funny, good find man.

 

"I think the freezer deserves a light as well."

^ lol, i was just trying to find shit in the freezer, and couldn't see a thing. amen to that.

 

lol dam that doesn't sum me up *uses sarcastic font*