im bored as fuck smoking a few bowls so ive decided to share some random stories from my life over the years these will all be true.this may be boring i think most of these are either funny/crazy but maybe thats cause i experinced it in real life Ok so this is one that happened years ago(6 to be exact) Its was my best friend's birthday.We were all staying the night at his house there was 5 or 6 of us.We decided to smoke a few blunts and go skate the streets we were all stoned lightweights we end up skating far from home about 6miles after awhile we decide to head back so we take a short cut through through this junkyard its around midnight so we decide it would be fun to fuck around in this junkyard for a while we start busting out car windows and other dumbshit after about 5mins of this we hear what sounds like dirtbikes or 4wheelers and a few different voices yelling in spanish sure enough i look over the small hill and there is a group of mexicans on dirtbikes with rifles chasing us We all ran about 100yards to a weak chainlink fence with barbed wire on the top on the other side a creek we had to cross that led to a tree farm All but one of us made it my friend had his foot caught in the barbed wire it was like a movie after hopping the fence it was like this Me:*looks back* fuck!! come on man their coming! Him:Just leave me Me:fuck that man... i go to free his foot at that same time they were almost to the fence and shooting(i later found out it was high pressure pellet guns) He was shot 3times I had to run leaving him behind still caught in the barbed wire.I ran for about half a mile through this tree farm wich leads out to a dead end street and arrive at my friends house where my other friends are waiting we smoke a blunt and chill on the porch for about a hour wondering if that dude is ok shortly after he slowly walk out the trees torn shirt limping and bleeding lol man those was the days. random fact:Me and some friends broke into an abandoned walmart and made a legit skate park inside. It was fucking awesome but that lasted for about 2months untill to many people found out. This is a more recent story I had just bought an 06 montecarlo later that night me and a friend go do a bomb on this wall i had been eyeballing( graffiti) We pull into a parking lot not to far from the place.We walk up to it and start doing our thing after like 2mins a security guard pulls up and says hey what are you doing! I say nothing and throw 2cans of paint on top of the building i was just thinking get rid of evidence.We both split I head for a fence like 6feet tall that leads to a golf course i jump the fence rolled down a hill and landed in a sand pit with the security guard behind he was a fatass and knew he had lost he says im calling the cops! im like fuck my car is right over there and he knows I hide in this golfcourse for about 5mins befor a cop starts to pull in the parking lot im standing behind a tree watching all this the cops goes to my car for some fucking reason my friend ran to the car and tried to act like he was sleeping I decide to get out of there i hop another fence and cross the freeway still watching the cop and security guard like a ninja in the night.after a while the cop left but security guard stayed and so did my friend so im like fuck it i make a run for the car hop in smash out the security guy didnt do shit my friend told me that the cop did not even care like did not give a shit and basically they had a few laughs told the security guard to chill and left i couldnt believe it Thats all im writing for now if you guys like ill write more peace