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random drug testing

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by CGTennis123, Aug 25, 2005.

  1. my school does random drug tests and they said they are trying to prevent ppl from cheatnig the tests. can the lab test the age of the urine? if so how long should i keep the urine before i get new urine? cuz i'm planning on doing substitution for cheating the test if i do get tested
     
  2. thats fuckin... illegal. schools cant search your like that.

    Common you smart people - which ammendment is it???

    Unless...its a private school. They can do whatever they want
     
  3. no they can random drug test you. you sign a drug, tabacco, and alcohol policy if you play sports or drive to school etc...and by signing that they can random drug test you. and i'm on that list
     
  4. Yea, if it isnt a private school, get a lawyer and file suit. They cant randomly drug test students in a public school, thats insanely illegal.

    EDIT: Oh, well then you signed an agreement to play sports and not do drugs. You are bound to that agreement, and I wouldnt break it if I were you.
    Smoking or School Sports, pick one. I picked smoking, screw school spirit!
     
  5. lol i dont' play sports..i drive to school. but can teh labs test teh age of urine? that's my main question
     
  6. Thats BULLSHIT. This is why our country is going down the drain. They cant do that shit, just because you drive to school. The more we let theese things slide, the less and less freedoms we have.
     
  7. Yea man, that is complete and total bullshit. They cannot drug test you because you drive to school. Now, if you worked for the school system and drove a bus full of kids, then yea, they could drug test you then. But I dont think youre a bus driver :rolleyes:.

    You have rights granted to you by the constitution to keep shit like this being done to you. Exercise your rights, refuse to be tested, they cannot make you get tested. And they cannot expel you for refusing a test. If its a public school, you have to go to it because youre zoned to it, they cannot force you to sign that agreement to be tested because you have no other choice. File suit and end this kind of crap going on in our country, end the tyranny!
     
  8. I am pretty sure that when you sign a drug, tabacco, and alcohol policy, they can test you
     
  9. My school wanted to do that but they didnt have the muney
     
  10. dude, to answer your question, since noone else is, lol:eek:

    um... you really dont wanna save piss, they will tell trust me, i tried it once, i saved it for about a week
    then i realized that i wasnt gonna be getting random drug tests, so i opened the bottle to poor it out, omg the stench was horrific, i swear there was shit growing in there, i have no idea if they can tell in the lab, but if they see it(it gets really really dark) and smell it, im pretty sure they will know.

    in the lab, theyll prolly like test it and find some new wierd bacteria shit growing in there and put you up for like scientific research and anal probing and shit
    lol
     
  11. ^lmfao
     
  12. When I went to highschool, the school was thinking of testing people who play sports (football). At the time, one of Howie Longs sons attended the school and Howie offered to pay for it. I guess it just fell through.peace
     
  13. yeah I'm clean right now so I'm thinking about freezing my urine so it will stay fresh...cuz Im clean right now, i'm planning on just peeing in a whle bunch of bottles and freezing them...think that will work?
     
  14. it might dude, but ive never tried it, so im not giving it the official bum guarantee, lol
     
  15. Tell them you want your money back for the parking space, tear up the agreement and park somewhere near the school.


    Fuck drug testing.
     
  16. Urine is sterile. If it is put in a CLEAN container it should be okay if it's kept cold. They usually test the temperature immediately after recieving a sample to see if you snuck it in, because it should be body temperature, not 40 degrees. That's why they sell those things wear you use it to "wear" a bladder around you, so your body warms it up by the time you go to take it.

    But since your test is random, looks like you are going to be walking farther to school.

    Or wearing a bladder full of piss around with you all day long.
     
  17. yeah I did that last year..I got a big rubber band and strapped it to my thigh all day long
     
  18. just fyi, the people you live with may not appreciate you freezing a bunch of bottles of piss =)

    theoretically, that could work though. Find out if they actually do lab testing (expensive) or dip a strip in your cup (much cheaper). you are in the clear if they do in-house strip testing, because then you can just drink gallons of water with b12, since they don't test for dilution.
     
  19. haha, some things can be soo funny when taken out of context
    that quote is definetly in my AIM profile right now, lol, ppl are gonna be IMing me and asking, wtf, lol
     

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