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Random Drug Test

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by smknabwl, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. #1 smknabwl, Aug 28, 2012
    I go to school that random drug tests. Im not sure but they also might temperature test the pee too. They send the pee to a lab to be tested and everything. If I were to bring a container of clean piss and heat up the pee with a hand warmer would I pass or fail?

    They are not allowed to look at your dick while peeing. :hello:
     
  2. #2 TinManThaBoyBoy, Aug 28, 2012
    what the hell could they do if you drop dirty?

    take your drivin privileges away? you cant go out to lunch?

    i dont see them bein able to do much..
     
  3. #3 smknabwl, Aug 28, 2012
    Well considering I've already been caught and I am on a drug contract....Possible expulsion. I just want to smoke without getting caught.
     
  4. #4 milfisland, Aug 28, 2012
    just in case you can't get clean urine:
    tape a little bag of contact solution to the inside of your leg (add a drop or 2 or yellow food coloring if you want)
    I've passed several lab tests this way
     
  5. #5 smknabwl, Aug 29, 2012
    no i can get clean piss way easily
     
  6. #6 Javarius Reptar, Aug 29, 2012
    They caught you at school?
    Sorry to hear that, otherwise they couldn't do anything about it.

    Do you really have to ask if using clean piss to past a test is going to work though?
    Of course! I'm not sure how well the handwarmer will work.. but it's worth a shot.
    I'd keep the piss in a plastic bag double sealed so there's no leakage and keep it taped to the inside of my thigh so it stays nice and warm.
    Kind of strange thinking about storing somebody else's piss next to my genitals.
     
  7. #7 PackItIn, Aug 29, 2012
    Oh dude, I saw that on the news. This kid got randomly tested and was positive, he had to walk around with a sign that said "I smoked pot, I got caught. How cool do I look? NOT"
    That's so fucked up, glad I'm out of high school, haha.
     
  8. #8 smknabwl, Aug 29, 2012
    Actually a kid on my baseball team told the school on me and my buddy.

    I know clean pee will work. If they temperature test the pee though I dont want that to get all fucked up. Im putting it in a small little plastic container. It won't leek its meant for pee.

    I just can't fail a drug test.
     
  9. #9 smknabwl, Aug 29, 2012
    Also I am trying to get him back for this soo any ideas would help
     
  10. #10 PackItIn, Aug 29, 2012
  11. #11 Javarius Reptar, Aug 29, 2012
    I personally, would beat his ass.
    Not on campus of course, and if he's underage he'll probably press charges.
    Fuck with his car, fuck his sister. do something.
     
  12. #12 big_rudy101, Aug 29, 2012
    Huh?

    And if they send it off to a lab or whatever, I would imagine the temperature of your bodily fluid would drastically drop while in transit. If thats the case, leave your hand warmers at home.
     
  13. #13 mrneumann, Aug 29, 2012

    Does this really work?
     
  14. #14 nade186, Aug 30, 2012
    I passed plenty of drug tests. Just get some clean piss in a little tube get a little heating pad that u use one ur back or whatever rap it around the tube Jock it and ur good. It stays warm for awhile.
     

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