1: I sincerely believe that the people taking the name 'Oxnard' seriously are a great demonstration of how human ignorance can really grow on folks. To great hilarity 2: Smokey the Bear doesn't have a brother, right? Like...I don't know...Sparky the Racoon? "only you can prevent the prevention of forest fires. 3: Is there a guiness world record holder anywhere around for mouthwash? There should be. There should be. 4: I found out that I can play Blood Stone: 007 while intensely stoned. I consider that a triumph over all.
Woodsy Owl - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia <--Brother? Idk. Haha my grandpa was Smokey the Bear's boss when I was little.
people will always see real-world problems through the prism of their own personal experience. (chuck klosterman)