ran into a hooker, hit on some jailbait.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by FiveOnIt, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. #21 AbydeBySolace, Aug 5, 2011
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    I would've bit on that hook lulz
     
  2. Hookers are fun, should have hit that up. In fact... considering it is payday.... I might have to go grab myself one...
     
  3. If there is grass on the field play ball...if not play in the mud...
     
  4. This is definitely not something that would happen in my neighborhood. The police hangout at mcdonalds, lol
     
  5. Since when does Mcdonalds serve donuts?
     
  6. #26 SwagCaleb, Aug 5, 2011
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    ooohhhh buuurrnnned those fat bastards.
     
  7. Lol

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  8. sick bruh, a hooker enticed you into giving her a cigarette and listening to her spheal. sounds like some trick shit to me...
     
  9. so your too good for a hooker but not too good to hit on underage girls?
     
  10. should've went to an ATM
     
  11. I would have got some dome from that hooker fo free... You gave her a cig man
     

  12. HAHA! BOOM! i get it now, ATM. lol
     
  13. Wrong.

    Michigan (MI) Legal Age of Consent 2011

    Correct. If it's some random guy and she say ok....it's on.

    Personally I wouldn't since I have kids. But fact is fact.
     
  14. Well fuck if I had that 50 I woulda copped up some nice juicy hooker sex.
     
  15. That's the same over here in Mass, sucks though because you could be a sex offender for the rest of your life if your 18+ and have sex with a minor, crazy.

    You can also be a sex offender for peeing in public.:eek:
     
  16. #36 CaressaRosee, Aug 6, 2011
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    o_O... sooo your gf is like 15-16? She must be very mature then or (no offense) you're just weird ahaha, you're like 18+ right?
     
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