ran into a hooker, hit on some jailbait.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by FiveOnIt, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. So gc last night i was walking to the mcdonalds. i was smoking a cigarette and i passed this girl. she was just hangin out. she says "hey, do you have a cigarette?". i walked over to her, slipped a cigarette out from behind my ear and gave it to her, and then lit it for her. as i was walking away she said "i bet it's big"
    oooh shit :cool:
    after this, i just had to talk to her. so during our chat, i found out that if i had 50 bucks, i coulda got some dome lol.
    i said goodbye to her...

    well anyways. when i got to mcdonalds there were definitely 2 pieces of jailbait and idk i was high and bored so i started macking on them. my food literally took 20 minutes.. so i went outside and smoked a bowl with them, they had some pretty dank weed. then i got my food and left.

    no harm no foul, right?
     
  2. lol how could mcdonalds take 20 minutes wtf. And stay away from hookers man... theyre no good brah
     
  3. Right. Plus you live in Sweden right? What's considered jailbait over there :p
     
  4. #4 FiveOnIt, Aug 5, 2011
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    they were probably 17. or maybe really young lookin older girls. and idk, they were pissin me off !
     
  5. yeh no harm
     
  6. Hookers and jailbait at your McDonalds? Sweden sounds awesome.
     

  7. What thats not jailbait my girlfriend is younger that that! (she's also not jailbait)
     
  8. No harm, just a memorable evening
     

  9. jailbait is below 18. because if you have sex with them, its illegal
     
  10. In America.
     

  11. Not always true. You can be 18 and have a perfectly legal relationship with a 16 or 17 year old. It all depends on what state you live in. In other states, there's also "Romeo and Juliet" laws that carry much lighter penalties for relationships with people under 18, usually if they're within 2 or 3 years of your age.
     
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  13. Haha don't worry Mr. Hansen, what I am doing is perfectly legal here :)
     
  14. Age of consent varies by state. Michigan where I'm from is 16.
     
  15. No dude, 16 year olds in Michigan can have sex with people under 18. People over 18 cannot legally have sex with people under 18.
     
  16. BABYS.

    ERR'WHERE.

    Nah there are a lot of knocked up girls here. At least twenty of my friends. Not exaggerating. -_-;
     
  17. I think that's only if the 18 year old is in a position of trust/power.
     
  18. Ban Hammer awaits you sir.
     
  19. who cares about the legal age? my story is fuckin awesome.
     
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