Here's a list of random quotes I just compiled from a book I have consisting of exactly 2,548 quotes. I'd post this at a later date had I saw the Mike Tyson thread before I spent 40 minutes reading tons of quotes and extracting the ones I like, hah... but here's just a few. Some are serious, some are funny... it's all over the map: "Only the shallow know themselves." -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?" -Friedrich Nietzche (1844-1900) "I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries." -H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) "Most of my friends are not Christians, but I have some who are Anglicans or Roman Catholics." -Dame Rose Macaulay (1881-1958) "The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless." -Nicolas Chamfort (1741-1794) "Writing is turning one's worst moments into money." -J.P. Donleavy "While you're saving your face you're losing your ass." -President Lyndon Johnson (1908-1973) "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George Patton (1885-1945) "Humorists always sit at the children's table." -Woody Allen "When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'" -Rita Rudner "There are only two ways of telling the complete truth- anonymously and posthumously." -Thomas Sowell "No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched." -George Jean Nathan (1882-1958) "I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest." -Steven Pearl "Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." -Barry LePatner "A censor is a man who knows more then he thinks you ought to." -Granville Hicks (1901-1982) "Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink." -Gore Vidal "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." -Wilson Mizner (1876-1933 "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain (1835-1910) "Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't." -Mark Twain (1835-1910) "Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." -George Burns (1896-1996) "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock." -Will Rogers (1879-1935) "What luck for rulers that men do not think." -Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) And to bid you adieu, "There are some things only intellectuals are crazy enough to believe." -George Orwell (1903-1950)
Oh yes, thanks for reminding me as i forgot to add this: Please feel free to add your favorite quotes.
"Find out what you're afraid of and go live there. " - Chuck Palahniuk "If you feel smart, you aren't challenging yourself enough." -Anonymous "It's only in drugs or death that we experience anything new and death is just too controling" - Chuck Palahniuk "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." - Buddah "Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither" - Benjamin Franklin The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width=760 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width=300 rowSpan=2></TD><TD vAlign=top align=left width=460 colSpan=2> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
+ rep. I was going to put that. This is my contribution: "There is no distance between us. No false veil of time or space may intervene."
You are a sacred being of light projected into reality for a purpose, demand your right to your moment in this holographic gift with no rules and no borders except for those you choose to accept and live by - Corporate