This is one I though of when i seen some women thing on fb. I thought women can have them y not dudes. "The reason a man holds a door for a lady is because a man is suppose to enter the room first" ionno, i was curious if anyone else had any cool quotes theyve thought of?
"You're never gonna lose weight if you're the guy who eats most of the nuts in the bowl." ripped this quote out of my ass when I told my friend because he was saying that he wanted to lose some weight and look ripped, and here he was telling me this while just munching down these bowl of nuts in front of me like a dinosaur I just had to tell him something.
Depends on the viewer. If you look at earth, you just see a planet. But if you get closer you see a civilization, life forms. But if you look at earth, and get further away, you see many planets and galaxies. Vice Versa.
[quote name='"Mogwai"']Closer you look the less you see. I'm sure I'm not the first person to come up with that though..[/quote] I was gunna burst your bubble but you did it yourself. Lol
[quote name='"architoker"']you have to dig through the shit to find the gold.[/quote] Heard that one to EDIT: Personally had that one said to me. On a few occasions.
The one in my sig.. "Growing up I taught myself a lot of things, you can say I learned from the best" "life is like a buffet, help yourself" I used to have a lot of pretty cool quotes with double meanings that you would have to be clever to get.. But eh I never write em down
"If there's a spider web in your room, take care of it yourself because someone else will fuck it up for you."
oh im sorry, allow me to search the internet next time for anything that ive said, just to make sure that no one has ever said it. and if i have never heard it, but still said it, does that mean i didnt make it up?
[quote name='"architoker"'] oh im sorry, allow me to search the internet next time for anything that ive said, just to make sure that no one has ever said it. and if i have never heard it, but still said it, does that mean i didnt make it up?[/quote] Lol man. Just sayin. That ones old.
heres a universal one, might have crossed your mind at some point. "commitment and patience are the keys to success" and another, "if you dont listen to those who wish bad upon you, then you have them beat"