Quotes you have made up

Discussion in 'General' started by Weezy is trash, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. This is one I though of when i seen some women thing on fb. I thought women can have them y not dudes.

    "The reason a man holds a door for a lady is because a man is suppose to enter the room first"

    ionno, i was curious if anyone else had any cool quotes theyve thought of?
     
  2. "This is how it is, and how its gonna be"
     
  3. #3 mydaddyatemyeye, Mar 30, 2012
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    "You're never gonna lose weight if you're the guy who eats most of the nuts in the bowl."

    ripped this quote out of my ass when I told my friend because he was saying that he wanted to lose some weight and look ripped, and here he was telling me this while just munching down these bowl of nuts in front of me like a dinosaur I just had to tell him something.
     

  4. sounds like somethin scarface would say
     
  5. Closer you look the less you see.


    I'm sure I'm not the first person to come up with that though..
     

  6. thats still pretty trippy
     

  7. Depends on the viewer. If you look at earth, you just see a planet. But if you get closer you see a civilization, life forms.

    But if you look at earth, and get further away, you see many planets and galaxies.


    Vice Versa.
     
  8. [quote name='"Mogwai"']Closer you look the less you see.

    I'm sure I'm not the first person to come up with that though..[/quote]

    I was gunna burst your bubble but you did it yourself.

    Lol
     
  9. you have to dig through the shit to find the gold.
     
  10. [quote name='"architoker"']you have to dig through the shit to find the gold.[/quote]

    Heard that one to

    EDIT: Personally had that one said to me. On a few occasions.
     
  11. "Weezy is the greatest MC of all time".
     
  12. The one in my sig..


    "Growing up I taught myself a lot of things, you can say I learned from the best"
    "life is like a buffet, help yourself"


    I used to have a lot of pretty cool quotes with double meanings that you would have to be clever to get.. But eh I never write em down
     

  13. oh im sorry, allow me to search the internet next time for anything that ive said, just to make sure that no one has ever said it.

    and if i have never heard it, but still said it, does that mean i didnt make it up?
     
  14. [quote name='"architoker"']

    oh im sorry, allow me to search the internet next time for anything that ive said, just to make sure that no one has ever said it.

    and if i have never heard it, but still said it, does that mean i didnt make it up?[/quote]

    Lol man.

    Just sayin. That ones old.
     
  15. Cover the face and fuck the base.


    The need of the few overwhelm the need of the many.
     
  16. "If your love was a drug I'd be straightedge."
     
  17. Thread has potential?

    I want to see some good ones
     
  18. two girls fighting naked in chocolate sauce, its hot - ITS LIKE HOT WINGS
     
  19. heres a universal one, might have crossed your mind at some point.

    "commitment and patience are the keys to success"

    and another,

    "if you dont listen to those who wish bad upon you, then you have them beat"
     
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