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Quotatious Quotes, best quotes you can think of!

Discussion in 'General' started by its_420, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. For starters -

    MAC - Do you use a condom?
    Bill Ponderosa - No man hahaha
    Mac - Wait was that sarcastic?
    Bill Ponderosa - No Ive had a vasectomy haha
    Mac - Wait, was that sarcstic!!
    Bill Ponderosa - Well I tell HER Ive had a vasectomy so I dont have to use one.
    (Its always sunny in Philadelphia)
     
  2. It is only through constant exposure to annihilation that we are able to find that part of ourselves which is indestructible :cool:
     
  3. 'An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind"


    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win"


    "If you don't ask, you don't get"


    "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"



    Mahatma Ghandi
    his quotes hold so much foundation

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  4. in times of peace, prepare for war - julius caesar
     
  5. Roses are red, Bud is green, I like getting high, know what I mean?
    -Unknown
     
  6. "Im going for a quick wank" Abraham Lincon
     
  7. "Like" For when you just don't quite wanna rep something. :smoke:

    -BluDreams
     
  8.      “If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.”

    Also my sig
     
  9. "Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass"

    -Spartacus: Gods of the Arena
     
  10. come if you want, go if you will - me
     
  11. "Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis. The whole thing is so patently infantile, so foreign to reality, that to anyone with a friendly attitude to humanity it is painful to think that the great majority of mortals will never be able to rise above this view of life."
    -Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939 Physician and pioneer Psychoanalyst)
     
  12. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'
     
  13. #13 its_420, Feb 3, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 9, 2011
    By Jupiter's Cock!
    -Sparticus
    Thanks for the correction zoranj. After further review I concur.
     
  14. "My only fear of death is reincarnation
    Heart of a solider with a brain to teach your whole nation"-2Pac
     
  15. When in doubt, Pull out.

    -Keefmaster1337
     
  16. "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
    What?
    WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM!?!?
    Wh-what?
    WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF, THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?
    Wha-what?
    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
    Yes!
    DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLUS LOOKS LIKE
    ...What
    -points gun to head-
    SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME MOTHAFUCKA
    He's black!
    GO ON
    He's bald!
    Does he look like a bitch?
    ....What?
    -points gun at shoulder and shoots-
    DOES HE LOOK...LIKE A BITCH?
    NOO!
    Then why you trying to fuck him like one?
    I wasn't
    Yes you did
    -quite- no
    Yes you did Bret.
    Well Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked with by anyone, except Mrs.Wallace"

    Pulp Fiction
     
  17. "Kevin I woulnt let you sleep in my bed if you were groing on my ass"

    -kevin bro from home alone
     
  18. I'm the architect of my own destruction
     
  19. "give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he's capable of doin anything" - Frank Zappa
     

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