quite stoned

I put the peanutbutter in the fridge and the jelly in the cupboard

 

Do it sometimes, usually when i'm drunk.

 

today i asked my roommate if she worked today,

"nah i have the day off,"

i immediately reply with "oh what time do you have to go in?"

blank stare. . .

"ohhhhhhhhhhh"

because i got high, because i got high. . .

 

im quitew high at the moment sirrr

 

lol my one buddy always asks me where he put things that are in his hand when hes really stoned. I tell him hes holding it and we both start dying in laughter.

 

dude, i do that all the time. stoned or not.

 

Did you smoke the filter? I smoked the filter at this party over the summer. I think that was at like beer 13 or something

 

i did that when i was drunk.. but not stoned lol

 

at least you didnt get super high and have cotton mouth to only drink tobacco spit and throw up everywhere. unfortunately for you guys it wasnt me. my aunt, my brother and i all got really stoned off her new bong and she found a coke can that had my uncles skoal spit in it and she chugged it ,thinking it was a nice refreshing coca-cola.. il call it " the instant gag generator". i had to watch her spew all the way to the bathroom. not good.