Quick guys help me!

Discussion in 'General' started by Xbowloser, Dec 1, 2012.

  1. So for my birthday I thought my dad would give me like 200 bucks right? And I had it all lined up to buy two different half o's for 75 and 100 bucks from my two friends / dealers. He ends up giving me a credit card, which he has before just for the record, and says I can use up to 1000$ dollars as long as I tell him, it was like this before but I always had to tell him what I was buying, what should I tell him im buying that sounds resonable thats either 80 bucks or 180 that hes not going to want to see, I can do cashback so thats not a problem really just the thinking of what to tell him I'm buying.
     
  2. An iTunes card
     

  3. He'd beeleive me on this, you're genius
     
  4. Tell him you're going to the casino with a friend?
     
  5. Tell him you want some weed. My dad would be stoked.
     
  6. tell him you're buying weed, but offer to share half of it with him
     

  7. This is also genius, im smoking a joint with him as we speak but I doubt he'd like me spending my money all on dope
     

  8. new video game? maybe go out for dinner? bought a new dildo? plenty of things i can think of :yay:
     
  9. He said you could spend $1000 right? Just tell him you wanna get an oz of dank bud for like $180 and if he's not sure about it, offer to smoke him out whenever he wants lol
     
  10. Yeah this is perfect. My dad told me once
    "Son if you ever grab a slice, and it's fat, don't think your pops is a lame old man. I could use some"
    I have since then hooked my pop up
     
  11. I feel that, every time I go to my dad's place I smoke him out haha
     
  12. [quote name='"nom de guerre"']Hookers[/quote]

    Yeah, I hear they're starting to make google wallet panties. Just tap and go.
     
  13. The best is to have a whole string of fucking excuses..

    $50 on gas..

    $40 on food over the last couple days..

    $20 saw a couple movies with friends

    $50 Itunes Card

    $40 on some random ass video game that you can actually buy for like $10
     
  14. you guys are lucky asses smoking with your dads. my dads a raging idiot about dope.
     
  15. Tell him you felt live giving to the poor....then actually do that and feel good about yourself. Thats a high that would never go away

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  16. You slacking in the game OP . . . my man has the little swipe thing on his phone . . . . keeps me coming back
     
  17. Tell him you want to try botany for a change and need stuff to grow tomatoes inside. Then instead of tomatoes grow well... you know.. Weed?
     

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