Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking? A. They already have boyfriends. Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog. A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time. Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A. A private tutor. Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? A. Homeless. Q. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? A. An elephant with diarrhea. Q. Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A. Her lipstick Q. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his ass. Q. What is the smallest hotel in the world? A. A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside. Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit. Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? A. Even the pool table has no balls. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung. Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else? A. Nice dick! Q. How do you know when a Barbie has her period? A. All your tic tacks are gone.
LOL! Those are my favorites. The Avon lady one is just bad!!!! The musician one is very close to true. And the other too are just f'n funny!!!!