Okay, so my parentals busted me smoking on the 3rd, and I haven't smoked since then. Until today at lunch... Stupid thing is, when I got busted my rents decided to start piss-testing me. Soo, today's Tuesday, my first piss-test is on Sunday. But here's what I'm thinking; THC is stored in your fat cells, which I don't have very much of (i weigh 105). I'm just going to drink lots of water and run, hopefully get it out of my system that way. But, Idk, so do you guys think I'll be clean by my test?
You have what, like 6 days to get clean? Yeah, that's plenty of time. For a normal person, a single use only shows up in a UA for max 3 days.
ive heard something that thc is only detectable in urine for 3-10 days after you smoked. But idk if that legit. also if you go and buy a giant bottle of vinegar, or vegetable oil, and drink it all you should be straighttttt. let me know how it goes! p.s. my buddy passed a drug test because he drank two bottles of vegetable oil and vinegar, but idk if u wanna do that, yuck! haha
they'll be using a home drug screening kit. nowhere near as accurate as the lab tests. you'll be good in 3 days, just drink alot of water, exercise, and eat alot.
Yeah, but this isn't a home screening test exactly. This seems to be some pseudo police bullshit she got from my brother's probation officer. And uh, fuck the vinegar tip. Sorry, but that's not happening.
yeah i know haha i would never do that but my friend passed a drug test with that, just a suggestion. Idk if this will work but i drank this thing from GNC and it flushed my body completly and like scientifically hydrated my body but first it got rid of alot of fluid in my body. i had to piss alot, and i sweated so much. this could work to flush out your body. but im not sure.
Thanks for the tips method man. I think I'll ust be working out a lot to burn my THC-infused fat cells and sweat it out as well.
I don't know your home life but.. Why don't you tell your parents you simply won't take the piss test? I mean.. What's the worst that can happen?
105 pounds got damn. are you a chick? if not you need to go eat some soulfood and worry bout a piss test later
Well, my mom knew about it and she was all kinds of chill with it. She'd blaze in the garage when me and my bro were having like 15-people smoking seshes in the front yard. Didn't say shit about it. We've had the talk about me and my brother getting high, she said she wouldn't blaze with us until we turned 18. Well that was last summer and honestly one of the best of my llife. Then my stepdad got back from Afghanistan. First thing he does is tell my mom to quit smoking because she's being a "negative influence" on me and my bro. Then he decided to ship my brother off to some youth ranch. He then says he's going to start testing me because my mom caught me and him smoking in the backyard as his last day there kind of thing. She's pretty much been completely brainwashed by him and says she "blames it all" on my older brother. So yeah. Not happening for now anyways. Can't fucking WAIT til i can move out. Uhm. They'll send me off like they did my brother lol.
They're doing me a favor just letting me live with them right now so they can send me away as in kick me out. I'm unemployed right now, so I can't exactly afford a place of my own. And seeing as I'm living under their roof, i think they have a right to piss-test me, this thread was just to see if anyone had any tips to help me get clean. Good day.
Regarding getting clean: You're such of a light weight, chances are, you probably already are clean. But if you're worried about it, chug water like you're a man dying of thirst drowning in the desert, (1-1.5 GA/day), exercise like you're training to enter basic training, (start off at 25 push-ups a day in rapid succession, 10 pull ups a day in rapid succession, and 1/2 mile of running per day, and build up from there), and eat like you haven't seen food in a week, or work construction, (3000-3500 calories a day of rich protein and carbohydrate foods). Take 2 doses of multivitamins per day. (OneSource for Men). You'll be clean in no time at all. Regarding them evicting you: If you want to be an asshole about it, in WA state, it takes in excess of 6 months for an eviction process to go through before you have the sheriff removing your things from the residence and setting them on the curb. It really depends on how much of a dick head you want to be about it. Regarding 105: Are you like 5'2" or something? I'm 5'11", and weighed in today at 137. (I fluctuate anywhere between 132.5-137.85). If I were to lose 25-35 pounds, I would look like an emaciated Auschwitz victim. As it is already, my father thinks I'm starving myself, when realistically, I just have a very active metabolism, (and I don't do anything besides sit on my ass and surf the internet all day). (an 8 qt pot of spaghetti will last me for 5 days of dinners, and that's counting random crap I buy at the gas station across the street when I get the munchies after doing an all night toke session).
Haha, yeah I'm about 5'4". I get a lot of shit for being so small haha.... but hell, that's life. Anyway, thank you for the great tips and the eviction info. I'm really starting to think I can pass this thing. But y'all light one up for me alright? =]