so im thinking i may be able to lie and say i tore a chest muscle bench pressing and get soma or another good muscle relaxant for it. Ive been to this docter once before for the same injury except last time it really happened so i think i could have a betetr time faking it if i already had it once. I need help from people who can give me tips as to how to fake a torn chest muscle or things to say to her to try to make her prescribe soma. Thanks in advance
Don't expect any help with this one; most people here feel that lying to obtain meds you don't ned is selfish, immoral and detrimental to the health service as a whole. Buy some poppers, instead. Leave the meds where they belong; in the hands of the sick. Things like this cost billions every year, thereby depriving patients of things they really need. It is cruel.
^ you people can't be serious? how the fuck is he messing anythign up? doctors hand out prescriptions all the time and a lot of the people i'm sure don't really need it. i just can't see how you guys can tell him hes doing something wrong when we pretty much all do illegal activites here. shit though if you say you have a torn chest muscle i'm sure the doctor will do some tests before handing over some pills thus making it difficult, i wouldn't know how to fake it
Billions are lost every year in bogus scrip. Those billions could be being used for potentially life saving cancer drugs, Herceptin for example. Local authorities cannot afford these, if they have a deficit on account of system abuse. People literally die because of this.
Insurance costs goes up every year (typically) one reason is because of ignorant people, people who abuse doctor visits/prescriptions/physical therapy. And my illegal activicties are not fucking anyone over, how the hell can you compare these two ideas?
I don't see how this is "cruel". There is no shortage of meds of any kind. You're not depriving sick people of what they need. Have you noticed all the bogus shit they make up to sell more pills? "Irritable Leg Syndrome", shit like that. You're not really depriving anyone. If anything you're putting money back into the pharmacuetical companies to research more drugs, though I'm sure they've got plenty of money to fund that anyway. I think you guys are WAY over reacting.
he didnt say "anyone know how i can get a walker? im thinkin of beatin the holy hell out of this 90 year old woman down the street should i used the bat with the barbed wire or the knife with the barbed wire?" so lay the fuck off him. hes paying for the medication so its his to do with what he wants. it would be more fucked up to re-sell it to other people though. but quit fuckin with this guy!!!!!
Why everytime I come into a thread that is about anything other than marijuana you have some religious philosophy on why it is immoral? I'm not trying to flame you but he asked for help, not a bunch of conservative weed smokers flexing their vocabulary by preaching why getting high on anything else other than weed is wrong.
you'd be getting +repped if I had spread it around enough... but I guess your SOL for now for the OP: why the fuck would you want muscle relaxers? are you that desprate to get a high that you feel the need to lie... some things shouldn't be taken recreationally, and IMO pills are among them, they are man made for specific purposes, and man can't make things as well as nature so they'll end up fucking you over in the long run.
^ Have you ever tried Somas? They are a great high. And I'm sure the people that actually need these meds get them, and there isn't no "shortage" because a guy got some for recreational purposes.... Have you ever heard a story about a doctor saying "No you can't get these morphine even though you broke your back, because there is a shortage of the medicene." No, there are more than enough so I'm almost positive he is not ruining someones life from getting fake 'scripts.....
^^Good way of welcomeing someone into community guys. This is his first post, he doesn't know what is accepted here. All you are doing is flaming him "Don't take away from the people who need" and not answering him. I don't condone in what u are trying to do, but it would be hard to fake. You can fake the pain and shit, but once they do test and x-ray ur fucked. It is not worth the effort.
So, you guys with med cards. How'd you get those? uh huh. Leave this guy alone. No one is actually going to die because he lied to his doctor to get a couple somas. I mean really. Bro, welcome to the city. Sorry you're gettin flamed so hard on your first post. But anyway, I'd think a torn pec would be pretty tough to fake, assuming your doc would actually run tests. Now if you can just call him up and he'll call in the scrip, then alright. I would feel bad using my insurance to buy drugs purely for recreation, so pay the 60 bucks or whatever it is, because how much you use your insurance does effect everyone else's rates. I was given somas once when i was at the doctor for bronchitis or some shit, and i happened to mention that I'd been having back spasms from time to time, like after work or a long session riding my motorcycle. that might work better for you, since spasms can be caused by just sitting in the wrong spot for too long.
Are people not getting this??? Medical marijuana is NOT COVERED BY INSURANCE Pills on the other hand for the most part are, or atleast partly paid for. Him screwing the system makes insurance rates go up. Say he has Blue Cross or something, he's fucking anyone with blue cross over because in turn insurance rates go up. I know it's not just because of 1 person doing this, but he's not the only one doing it. The whole idea of fucking everyone over just so they can get their fix is fucked up. People who see nothing wrong with it need to get the big picture. I personally don't want to be paying for some fiends pills
^ Using that theory could you not also say that by being a part of a larger group of people who smoked weed that you were contributing to a continuation of the drug war? Billions are spent trying to keep people from getting high when the funds could be used for education or even help with medical insurance.
Unrelated- stay on topic, He is LYING to get a prescription. By doing that health costs go up. How does this relate to the drug war? I see your point but your arguing something altogether different.
What about all the doctors precribing people medicine they DON'T NEED and in turn get fat incentives from the pharmaceutical companies? Face it people, insurance in general is a scam, and straighten out your panties, they're all bunched up.