Question about cruises

Stay home and toke it up?

 

youre forgetting about all those hot teens in the bars you can do. i dont think you'd have much of a problem getting a one hitter and an 1/8th or so on to the ship really, it might be somewhat tricky to find a smoke spot though.

 

Buffets, pools, getting off at ports, cruises are fun!

My friend brought about 4 full shampoo bottles worth of vodka, they were able to sneak it in. Stick a container in your pants, make sure it's plastic, and i'm sure you can sneak an 8th. As for a pipe.. maybe apple pipe?

 

Idk anything about cruises, but I think you could get away with crotching some trees and a pipe. Either ghost every hit or make a sploof on cruise, and take a nice steamy shower

 

buy a deodorant cut off most of the deodorant part ( or use it before hand for awhile ) and leave a thin layer on top, so it looks like theres still deodorant then you can stick bud and papers inside. the deodorant also covers up the smell. hooray!

 

yeah they should put your things through an x ray machine thing so you would have to sneak it on. But their not gunna put nearly as much effort to go through your stuff as an airport

 

I think covering up the smell would be harder then getting it on.

 

I went on a cruise to Cozumel a few months ago. They just put my bags through an X ray and you have to walk through a metal detector. I got through with dank and papers in my pocket just fine. I also smuggled some cuban cigars back

 

and youll be fine to smoke on the boat especially at night, generally the workers are all foreigners on contracts and they dont really care.

 

go buy a clean piece. nothing illegal about a piece of glass. as for the ganj, you could just get the best ziplock you can and tuck er right up in the crotch. (Wear some compression shorts when boarding, then you dont have to worry about it falling out!)

 

Ehh, they have lots of dogs in the terminals and when I went through I was screened and checked.

The islands though, depends where you're going (I went to the bahamas and people walk up to you asking if you need bud.)

Bud was easy to get on the islands, and I brought some back on the ship without any difficulty. They don't screen really getting back on from an island, they just check what you bought (cuban cigar smuggling is a big thing they said).

 

crotch it du, cruise aint gon strip search ya

 

yeah it very easy to sneak a toke go out on the back deck at night and be sneaky. or simply blow it out ur cabin window

 

one hitter and some qwiso or hash i bet would be easy enough to sneek on board i bet, ive only ever heard of them checking like if your were leving jamaca and your stuff reeked of pot

 

I met a guy on a cruise who brought 2 J's through airport security and onto the cruise at the beginning. That was way too risky though. There are plenty of dogs and security walking around the baggage.

Another guy I met onboard the ship bought a small baggie of weed on one of the islands by asking a sketchy looking dude near the port. He put it in his pocket and walked back on with it. Someone else bought a little wooden pipe from a shop on the same island and they met up and smoked in a cabin bathroom with the fan/shower running.

When you get back on the ship from an island, you put all your bags through an x-ray and walk through a metal detector. They don't allow you to buy your own alcohol because they lose money on sales. If they see what looks like liquor bottles on the x-ray they WILL ask you to open your bags. So you can buy glass bottles and pocket them when you walk through the metal detector. MAKE SURE that your bottles don't have any metal pieces before you carry them. Also, try buying alcohol and pouring it into mouthwash bottles, because if they open it, of course it smells like alcohol; it's mouthwash.