Q&a

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Sep 20, 2002.

  1. #1 Superjoint, Sep 20, 2002
    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
    A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
    Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
    A. Because it's worth it.
    Q. What is a Yankee?
    A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
    Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
    A. They both like a tight seal.
    Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
    A. Their balls are just for decoration.
    Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
    A. About three inches.
    Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    A: Breasts don't have eyes.
    Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
    A. The swallow.
    Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
    A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
    Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
    A. They don't have balls to scratch
     
  2. #2 Bud Head, Sep 20, 2002
    LMAO
     
  3. #3 cowboysaxman, Sep 20, 2002
    SJ, you're jokes, and informative news articles from around the world, are some of the things I've missed most since I've been unable to come to the "CITY" as often as I'd like.


    There's just no place like HOME!!!!!!!!! Been missin' ya'll !!!!!!
     
  4. #4 D--TRUkTIVE, Sep 20, 2002
    MY BAD IF ANYONE FINDS THESE OFFENSIVE. LAST NIGHT I HEARD A BUNCH OF RASIST MEXICAN JOKES AND HERE THEY ARE

    Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FOOD STAMP INSIDE OF A TACO SHELL
    A: A MEXICAN FORTUNE COOKIE

    Q: WHY DO SO MANY MEXICANS DRIVE LOW RIDERS
    A: SO THEY CAN DRIVE AND PICK STRAWBERRIES AT THE SAME TIME

    Q: HOW DO YOU GET 10 MEXICANS IN A PHONE BOOTH
    A: THROW IN A FOOD STAMP
    Q: HOW DO YOU GET 10 MEXICANS OUT OF A PHONE BOOTH
    A: THROW IN A BAR OF SOAP

    OK ENOUGH MEXICAN JOKES

    TOO SPERMS ARE SWIMMIN ALONG AND AFTER THEY'VE BEEN SWIMIN FOR A WHILE ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER "MAN HOW MUCH FARTHER TILL WE REACH THE EGG?" THE OTHERONE SAYS I DONT KNOE BUT WE JUST PASSED THE TONSILS.
     
  5. #5 RMJL, Sep 20, 2002
    Great sperm joke, COWBOY!!!!!


    Good to see ya!!!!:)
     
  6. #6 D--TRUkTIVE, Sep 24, 2002
    CURIOUS, DO I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE? IF NOT IT'S STILL GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO
     
  7. #7 cowboysaxman, Sep 28, 2002


    RMJL, It wasn't my joke, but thanks!! LOL Been missin' all ya'll Bladies and Blades!!!
     
  8. #8 RMJL, Sep 28, 2002
    Yeah...I was fried out, I'm sure!!!! I see that now!

    Sorry, D-$truktive! I get high and misplaced sometimes! Great sperm joke, man!
     
  9. #9 D--TRUkTIVE, Sep 30, 2002
    thanks, and you don't have to apologize i remember what it was like to be like that

    Q: what do you call a thousand black guys buried up to their eyes
    A: afroturf
     

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