PUSSY FARTS : The embarrassing story..

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  1. #1 HighPoint 420, Dec 31, 2012
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    I was just reading someone else's thread that made me think back years ago when I lost my virginity.

    My first girlfriend was 'decently attractive' but def. wasn't ugly. I remember both of us were virgins and it was a little awkward getting into the whole act but once we ended up in the missionary position it wasn't too hard to get the hang of my part but the best part of the whole thing is once she started queefing we were both wierded the fuck out, we kept going for a while until she asked me to stop because she wasn't sure what the hell was wrong with her and I was set back too. I didn't know if she had some pussy disease or something, being 16 neither of us really knew much about sex other than a few pornos from time to time. She ended up blowing me, (terribly) and we parted ways in an awkward manner that night. The next morning her mother called my mother and explained how her daughter came to her asking about noises that her vag was making during sex with me and she was concerned that there was a problem...

    She thought she had a serious problem or she would have never said anything to her mother.. Her mother was furious at the idea of me being inside her in the first place... My mother was concerned.. It was a fucking mess..

    My MOTHER ended up explaining that air pockets get locked up into the vaginal system during intercourse and so on. IT WAS FUCKING TERRIBLY awkward..


    Needless to say, we weren't allowed to see each other anymore since her mother was so disgusted.


    Anyone else have some embarrassing shit to share so I don't feel like the only one thats had to deal with this? lol... Im in my late 20s now and that had to be one of the most uncomfortable confrontations in my life.. + the explaination was even worse from my mother using all technical terms and shit. I no longer worry about burping pussies though.. Thank god for that. :wave:
     
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  2. The ever elusive peef.
     
  3. I would've probably killed myself
     
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  4. LOLOLOLLOLOLOL!!!!

    PPPPFFFFFTTTT!!!!!!!!

    OP:What was that?
    Girl: IDK, im scared :(
    OP::confused_2: AWKWARD!

    Nice read OP. made me laugh. Ive also had experience with queefing. Fucken hilarious if your partner has a sense of humor.
     
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  5. Like my dick was an air hose or something haha
     
  6. Haha, just thinking maybe this is why parents want you to wait to have sex. God damn pussy trolls
     
  7. Good shit man, this an original thread right here. Sick of reading the same ol' crap, you're the man :D
     
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  8. I’m confused how intercourse was her first experience with this.

    This might be one of the most cringe worthy stories I’ve ever read.
     
  9. wake up Junior ...High Point not been back since posting this in 2013 ....lool
     
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  10. People like to read old threads.
     
  11. This is a golden thread to get bumped :laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
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  12. Well in spirit of this wonderful thread I will share a little bit I thought was funny a couple nights ago.. at my buddies place smoking having a good time and my buddy always likes use the cringy comedy he sees. So I'm a little high not paying to close of attention to the conversation because I was packing rosin bags. Anyways I hear the 3 of them(my friend his girl and there male roomate) saying say something about queefing in the mouth when eating pussy. Knowing my buddy I'm thinking he is reinacting a skit he saw or some shit. Now This shit just keeps going and it finally hits me........ there are litterally talking about how his girl queefed in his mouth the night before!! Hahahaha
     
  13. More like Junior doesn't care he just wants to follow the rules.
     
  14. #15 BrewsnWeed666, Feb 2, 2021
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    Do you know what makes people cringe more??? Knowing you had to search something weird to find this old thread, then to let the world know what you did when you decided to bump it... Now that my friend is cringe lol.
     
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  15. He is the same user who said he was "molested" on Club Penguin. lol He just gets off on telling weird deviant sex stories.
     
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  16. I'm starting to think it's a troll myself dude kinda like old Jeffersong was :laughing::laughing:
     
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  17. Eeeyup. Troll boi with no job or anything better to do while high.
     
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  18. What’s more strange is you took the time out of your day today to be a d*ck.

    Most of the “popular” threads aren’t interesting anymore. I just type in things that pop into my head to see what shows up and post my thoughts to reignite the thread.

    If you don’t like vaginas, that’s your business.
     
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  19. You clicked on the thread about vaginas to argue your superiority.
    Right.
     
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