Purple cum super haze !!!

Discussion in 'General' started by Back Lau, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. Ok you guys might not believe this but oddest/fucked up thing happened to me over the past two weeks.

    I met this new 50s stoners grower/dealer through a friend and he gave me a sample of his ganja. It looked so fucked up..Purple insides with flashy white outers (just like white widow)...I pop a 0.5 in my bong (too much!) and after two three nice puffs...It was insane man. I felt super energized and most importantly CONFIDENT like no tomorrow.I finished the whole bowl and then we went to a bar that night and I picked up for the first time (I didn't lose my virginity to her, but in the past it had always taken me 3-4 months to get into a girls pants, but that was before when I was gay and didn't blaze up"). She was a bit fat for my taste (130lbs from my estimate) but she had huge knockers and what a slut, she let me cum all over those bad boys.

    ANY WAY, I went back to the stoner and I asked him how the fuck did you make shit like this...Then he tells me that he doesn't use fertilizer while flowering but FUCKING SEMEN. I was like what the fuck.

    Anyone ever hear about this process? I'm def not touching that shit again. He told me he'll be calling it Purple Cum Super Haze
     
  2. You troll.

    No one does that.
     
  3. Was it salty tasting?
     
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  5. #5 Wet Horse Lips, Jan 12, 2010
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    So smoking this guy's purple jizzum weed enabled you to hook up later on in the evening?

    Damn man, just keep smoking that sen-semen-illa.

    EDIT: OH WAIT, it does have seeds. :p
     
  6. fuck the hippie then. if cum gets you high, and makes you confident skip the middle man and jump straight to suckin cock.
     
  7. Plants don't like salt.
     
  8. @UNAB0MB3R:

    +1 rep. :) lol. :laughing:

    He did say he "used" to be gay. :confused:
     

  9. Humanity at it's best. Amazing. This is humor.
     

  10. Made me hurt with laughter. :D
     
  11. made my day
     
  12. i think what the op i trying to say is that he likes men and had a stiffy for the old man
     
  13. And came all over his chest when he blew his load after Intercrural intercourse. :D
     

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