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Punchline Cypher

Discussion in 'Music genres, Bands and Artists' started by J Dylan, Sep 25, 2009.

  1. Alright-- after Tee8shSee made his cypher thread it gave me an idea--
    this is a cypher thread to practice punchlines and disses.

    RULES are simple.
    just write a 2-4 line diss about the person above you.

    since there's nobody above me, the first poster will have to kick it off.
     
  2. J Dylan what you High on? your spit less venomous than a burmese python,
    my rhymes trample you like a stamped of bisons, my flow is just a stream of poisons,
     
  3. name's annonymous cause you do so much embarrassin shit
    if people knew your real name you'd hit the airport n split
     

  4. nah, it's cause i don't need a name to acclaim fame, i will always barely remain cause i'm half sane,
    you couldn't even handle the emotional pain, when i split you in half we'll see whose the fake mc,
     
  5. wtf, it just posted when i didn't post.
     
  6. this kid can't hurt me like he's still in a stroller
    and he's lonely as fuck cause he chills with cold shoulders
     
  7. j dylan's skills been revoked by this villain
    gettin facials the only time he eats cream fillin

    i had to dis myself to bump my thread. thanks guys. hahaha
     
  8. Why you even trying like you got sick rhymes
    you needa turn around and run home its about ya bed time...
     
  9. whats that awful aroma? its comin all the way from tacoma.
    your shit stinks while im the biggest baller, stop talkin quarters im all about that dollar.
     
  10. You can have dollars, you can have your pocket change
    while you are never gunna be anything,
    im going places, ive got a lot of range
     
  11. well i guess your name does suit you decently
    you're worth a beer covered quarter .. some true blue weak ish G
     
  12. jdylan 4000 posts on the gc, dude will never get his degree
    cuz he smokes weed by the tree, his energy only rivals his ability to be an emcee
     
  13. this guy's under the influence.. of shitty mainstream rappers
    with the lack in motivation of nearly fifty lazy slackers
     
  14. bump.. let's get this thread going
     
  15. why did you make this thread? I can see this guys rep dyin bad
    because "bump..let's get this thread going", was the best line you've had
     
  16. my reps infinite but i could destroy yours with two clicks
    and even when this dude fucks bitches there's two dicks
     

  17. you lucky i give your thread 2 clicks, you and your bitch could use 2 quilts,
    2 words from me and i should charge you 2 bills, a whole song on itunes would sell 2 mil
     
  18. all those 2's got me thinking you lead a double life,
    staying annonymous from my fucken hunting knife,
    i snatch a life 'for you bag a wife,
    got a kite for your soul to fly to hell tonite
     

  19. all them 2's and i'm probably gonna out do you, i'm complex like an arubix cube,
    sound like you Welma from scooby doo, get out of my business before i bury you too,
     
  20. #20 rooney9, Sep 29, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 29, 2009

    bitch think he clever talkin scooby cartoons
    i stalk and slauaghter all them fuckin loony tunes
    kidnap you through tele-kenesis and drop you on the moon
    stay anonymous and smoke that danky "cheese" dude
    and keep your wack username fool
    cuz no-one gives a flyin' fuck about you
     

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