This cop pulls this guy over for speeding. The cop walks up and askes for license and registration and the guy says he doesn't have any. The guy then tells the cop that he has a gun in the glove compartment and a pound of weed in his trunk. The cop tells the guy to get out of the car and he calls for backup. When his backup gets there they search the car and find no gun and no weed, they also find out that he does have a license and registration. So one of the cops that just arrived takes the driver to the side and asks him what gives, they were told all of this stuff. The driver says: Dammit I bet that lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding too!