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puked from a firecracker

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by dealwithit, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. is there anyway to make them not taste like ass?
    i used crackers and nutella:(
     
  2. Have a more manly stomach.

    Aha I'm not sure, there is a method where you dont cook it and eat it 3 days later, I'm not sure if it works but I ate mine a day after (.5 with peanut butter) and I thought it tasted soooooo good.

    Perhaps that method?

    There is also a method where you cook a large amount of pb with bud in it, the peanut butter stays soft and I'd imagine that tasting better
     
  3. maybe...just maybe... you can get a bunch of oreos and lick out all the centers, then lay all the chocolate crackers out and then spread out ur nutella on them and do ur thing to make fire crackers... instead of gramcrackers, it would be oreo crackers!!
     

  4. This sounds rope surprised I havent thought of anything like this.. I dont even like peanut butter and graham crackers that much
     
  5. soooo
    its been 3 hours and it just hit me and im ripped
    i guess i didnt puke all of it hahaha
     
  6. Reading the title, I thought this was going to be a "too high" question. I was pleasantly surprised.
     
  7. get drunk and then eat them, wont taste a thing:smoke:
     
  8. Use peanut butter. And smoke right before and it will taste amazing
     
  9. Just remember that firecrackers, quickie-oils, and other similar 'stealth' recipes are considered 'worst-case-scenario' edibles, made for those folks who, for whatever reason, do not have the time, or the ability to invest a little extra time in making a simple, but highly effective oil, and don't mind sacrificing (often, a great deal of) potency by doing so.

    A quality oil is just as easy to make as a firecracker, it stores better, and gives you more, and tastier options... it requires hardly any effort, just an extra hour or two of waiting time while your potency becomes bioavailable.

    A quality oil also tastes more like a hashy vapor hit, rather than green chlorophyll, plant waxes and bitter salts. You can make fast cold recipes using your oil... for instance if you use your oil with a little powdered sugar, powdered cocoa, and a splash of milk and vanilla, you've got Canna Truffles.


    But if you truly can't spend a lot of time in the kitchen for security reasons, you certainly can opt for firecrackers, or similar but improved Kat Crackers or the 'Canna Quickie Fudge Cookie Sandwich' (linked below) which requires at least 40 minutes of heat, but are well worth the wait... for those folks who normally wouldn't be seen within ten feet of a kitchen, the recipe comes with a special tip and the perfect excuse to be in the kitchen, working with the oven, for the exact length of time they need to cook... [​IMG]

    Even if you can't follow all the directions for the Kat Crackers, the guide should give you an idea how to make your quickie edibles much more tasty, and more effective.

    If you can't find coconut oil or coconut butter, use some (preferably clarified) store-bought butter.. to clarify, just spending 10 - 15 minutes heating the butter over a medium heat, to evaporate the water content, and scrape off the milk solids as they appear, before adding your herb. Add the herb, if you can heat you should heat it a little while (this is where I trick you into almost-making canna oil, lol :p ) but if you need stealth, and no odor, quickly cool it to solidify the butter-herb mix, then spread on your chocolate cookies, wrap in foil, and bake as directed in the tutorial.

    It's so easy to make an effective, tasty edible!

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    Conveniently, 'Hungry Man' dinners, and similar, will usually take about 40 minutes

    to cook in the oven. You can absolutely set them for a lower temp without spoiling

    or ruining the meal, they'll just take a bit longer to cook and finish... which gives you

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    Even with the green in them, they are delicious. :)



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    (First Page, contains detailed information on decarboxylation, or cannabinoid conversion..
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    carboxyl group in the form of carbon dioxide and water vapor, converting your cannabinoids
    from their acid, to their more potent delta forms):

    Photo Tutorial: Highly Activated Med Grade Bioavailable Canna & Hash Oil, Edibles, Drinkables and more...


    The best oils, produce little to no odor during processing, if sealed properly and heated and cooled correctly. You can easily put it in any boxed brownie mix... be sure to read the final paragraph for detailed dosage information.

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  10. in all my years i've never seen quite a post.... the rep is strong with this one ^
     
  11. Holy shit how fast did you throw that together?
     
  12. I'm not sure how you puked? I used nutella and crackers for mine and it tasted delicious and got me stoned as hell haha
     
  13. Hold your breath when you take a bite and chew it and then after each bite take some gulps of milk.
     

  14. puked from the taste? i did the same, firecrackers are fucking terrible
     
  15. seriously though wtf why would it make you puke. that's ridiculous and childish
     
  16. it tasted that bad, hows it childish?
     
  17. Because only weaklings and babies puke from icky tastes.


    I kid, I kid. The first firecracker I ate tasted pretty bad but it was bearable. I've changed up the recipe though and I now just use kief for firecrackers and edbiles. Still gets you ripped, doesn't taste nearly as bad, and it doesn't have all those pieces of bud in it.
     
  18. Dude you have never eaten a firecracker. They taste worse than every other thing i've ever tried. I can only get them down with a bunch of milk.
     
  19. maybe the fact that i tried downing it with sprite made me yak
    im prob gonna make kief firecracker from now on
     

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