one time when i was in high school i was out for dinner with my team after a meet and i had to take go pee at the restaurant so i go to the bathroom and while i'm there my coach walks in and starts talking to me, so i'm like okayy.. just making small talk whatever. all of a sudden he goes into a stall and starts shitting! just explosive loud farts! while he was doing this he kept talking to me too, i was like omg i have to get out of here but he kept talking and shitting. i just left and went back to the table and just started cracking up i couldn't believe what happened. a few minutes later my coach came back to his table and i tried to be cool.
One time I was at this truck pull in a bathroom full of people. It was 100 degrees and it smelled like someone shit their pants. I had to take a dump so I was waiting in line, I saw a little kid free up a stall so I rushed to get it. I walked in and locked the door. I had already dropped my pants when I realized there was already a turd on the seat. I was utterly disgusted, but I had to shit real bad, so I just dropped my load on top of his and made a shit pyramid.
i had jus off a 4 hour plane ride from calgary to toronto. I was in the bathroom taking a pee, doing my thang takin my piss i hear this guy run into the bathroom and into the stall next to me. the guy speedily/loudly/clumsily fumbles around with the lock on the door and getting his belt off (i could jus hear him). The guy sits down i hear a sigh of relief then the craziest, loudest and poopiest fart noises i've ever herd lol, the poor guy must have been holing the killer poop for the whole plane ride lol.
these stories are too much :lol: when I was in high school there was this group of my peers that gave me a lot of shit for getting into metal after my "goffik" phase. self righteous group of pricks that couldn't accept anyone else enjoying that genre but them. anyway, one day in 5th period right after lunch(my friends and i had just smoked a few bowls before returning) I went out of class to take a piss. I was in the bathrooms in the wing by my class, that's usually desolate no matter the time of day, and I'm just going piss paying no nevermind when I hear running and a slam of the door a stall away from me. after the door slams not even ten seconds later I hear this horrible farty tornado and shit hurricane, one of the nastiest sounds I've ever heard a human produce. Apart from being disgusted, this was the funniest thing I had heard all day.. so I hold in my teary laughter and go to wash my hands and gtfo of there before I find out who it was(I don't think they noticed anybody was in the room with them..). I'm washing my hands and FUCK the door opens, out steps one of the girls that was a part of the group that always throws shade. I was about to throw up holding in my laughter, she was red in the face and just checked her phone before approaching the sink while I dried off my hands and ran out. After I turned the corner I doubled over and LOL'd to the point our golf-cart security found me and threatened to give me saturday school for cutting class.. ahh that was great. after that day the girl friended me on myspace and invited me to a couple parties and concerts. free weed, beer and seats, not bad for keeping face during that predicament. ahahaaha
Also one time I was in a casino and I heard a British man drown an Irish assassin in the toilet. When he got out of the stall I asked him what he ate.
And similar to my other story two girls me and my Asian friend were gonna smoke with and fuck had eaten tacos and when we fled to the womens room they came in and played battleshits which they hadn't played since camp. I dropped the weed and got the fuck out of there.
How can you not possibly check under the stall doors before just randomly lighting up in a bathroom?!?!
I was on a school trip once to a museum and we went to go take a piss and my friend just pisses right in the corner , bit of a dick move. Also I pissed in the sink of a luxury box at a Phillies game once just in case I ever had a "weirdest place you've taken a piss" contest. I think id win
Haha that lady knew what she did, little do you know she probably walked out of the bathroom and laughed because of the look on your face.
When I was younger I was at the grocery store and I was a little kid like first grade and I would always like ninja kick the stall door open of the stall i was gonna use. I had to piss hard and ran into the bathroom and kicked the stall door open. When it swung open there was this old ass man that worked there taking a shit. I was basicLy in shock and had to walk into his stall to grab the door and close it. Hahaha the look on his face was ridiculous. Another time I went into this bathroom and there was a little kid pissing in this stall. It sounded like a damn fire house pouring into a pool. It was the hardest I've heard anyone ever piss. I just started cracking up and walked out.
Yea I know but when I walk into a restroom I don't deal with girls touching their clits, I deal with girls leaving turds. KNowhatISaying?