Ok, so I walk into a public restroom not making too much of a scene as I enter. When I walk towards a mirror I notice there only one other person in this restroom, no problem thus far. I go about my business checking myself in the mirror to make sure I wasn't too be-shoveled as it has been a very long day, and I'm on my last leg. I take a comb outta my bag and start primpin myself up, getting my hair in order and such. You know how when your in a public bathroom you try and act like you can't hear the other people peeing, and you try not to think about it. That's what I was doing, but this lady was peeing for forever. Then it happened...................... I heard an EXPLOSIVE fart noise, as this lady was peeing . Immediately I was disgusted, and was gonna walk out. But I decided to stay and figure out who the culprit of this "disgusting-ness" was. I mean she had to have seen my feet and known I was there. So I waited......... And in my head I'm thinkin nasty poopy butt teenager, or even soccer mom..... Boy was I wrong! Like a minute and a half later out walks this like 72 year old women with a caine.... And I'm just like . I wasn't even disgusted at this point. Hell she probably didn't even hear her own fart. But It took everything I had to hold back the tears. When she walked out I bust out in an uncontrollable fit of laughter... So have you blades encountered any public restroom madness???? Sorry about the choppy text. When I try and fix it, it get worse.