Public Record of No-Suicide Promise Thread

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by hundredgrand, Feb 17, 2013.

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  1. #1 hundredgrand, Feb 17, 2013
    I'm making this thread to have a public record of people who will not commit suicide. That way, if anyone that posted in this thread is ever found out to have committed "suicide" for some reason, and their info is somehow connected to this forum, then there will be evidence that they didn't ever plan on committing suicide and we will definitely know that they didn't commit suicide and there is foul play afoot. I know this thread sounds extremely paranoid but by posting in this thread, if you ever are found dead of suicide, it's a way of making it harder to erase yourself off the face of the world :smoking::D. I will start us off...

    I will not commit suicide
     
  2. #2 Eric_Fortis, Feb 17, 2013
    Isn't murder worse than suicide?
     
  3. #3 hundredgrand, Feb 17, 2013
  4. #4 Joedahoe, Feb 18, 2013
    If i die everyone assume its for cool shit that i didnt plan, and find out.

    Then make it into a movie.

    Profit.

    -Joe
     
  5. #5 SuppaMan, Feb 19, 2013
    I, Lucas Suppa, will never commit suicide.

    I also vow to never stop smoking :smoking:
     
  6. #6 Joedahoe, Feb 19, 2013
    Holy fuckin shit. I know you. Like im married to a family member of yours. But im also really high. But that last name is not common...

    -Joe
     
  7. #7 SuppaMan, Feb 19, 2013
    Where are you from???
     
  8. #8 The Crunge, Feb 19, 2013
    I will eventually commit suicide.
     
  9. #9 SuppaMan, Feb 19, 2013
    That's fucked up man
     
  10. #10 Jazzyj, Feb 19, 2013
    Is your birthday April 16th?
     
  11. #11 *guest, Feb 19, 2013
    You realize this isn't going to do anything right? :p
     
  12. #12 The Incredible, Feb 19, 2013

    :eek: do you work for the government
     
  13. #13 APuffAtATime, Feb 20, 2013
    I swear to never commit suicide. EVER.
     
  14. #14 RingOfSmoke, Feb 20, 2013
    Goin out like hunter s. thompson
     
  15. #15 SuppaMan, Feb 20, 2013
    No sir the day after Christmas actually haha
     
  16. #16 RingOfSmoke, Feb 20, 2013
    [quote name='"SuppaMan"']

    No sir the day after Christmas actually haha[/quote]

    Hey! Mine's the day BEFORE x-mas!
     
  17. #17 natesnuggs, Feb 21, 2013
  18. #18 Twistedd, Feb 21, 2013

    That is something you will never know. For all you know, there could be a member on this forum who is doing some sketchy business against the government or with people under government watch. You don't know until it's too late.
     
  19. #19 Joedahoe, Feb 21, 2013
    Thats some undercover stoner, james bond, illiminati, marijuana stuff

    -Joe
     
  20. #20 The Scorpion, Feb 21, 2013
    i will not, never will and have no plans to ever take my own life

    But if i ever do, which i won't, i will do via the following method:

    Step 1: stand on a chair
    Step 2: wrap a cheese wire around my neck and attach it to the ceiling
    Step 3: superglue my hands to my head
    Step 4: kick away the chair so it looks like i pulled my own head off

    can't fake that without obvious signs of a struggle.
     
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