I've been thinking about getting a prostate massage toy for a while. Never really had the balls but curious about how it feels to get my prostate massaged. Apparently you can reach something called the super orgasm which is like 10x better than a regular orgasm and lasts a really long time. I don't now how I feel about putting something in my ass, but to reach something called the "super o" sounds worth it to me. I decided to pull the trigger and ordered one off the internet, it got sent out for shipping this morning and I eagerly wait. This isn't a thrusting toy, this is more let it slide in and sit while it massages your prostate. I haven't jacked off in like 6 days and haven't smoked in about 2 months. I decided when this comes in the mail, I'm going to bust out my old fleshlight with wonderwave insert and hands free table mount, smoke some herb and put this prostate thing in my ass while watching some milf porn. I know gay will come up in the thread as a reply, I don't think it's gay at all. It's only gay if I think about a dick in my ass while doing it or watching gay porn.
if thats what you're into mate then im all for it. hope you enjoy it, let us know how it goes. not that im considering the same thing, just inquisitive
Go for it man! You'll like it! Buy a thing of KY Jelly, astro glide, or any kind of lube you find at Walmart or any sex store. Or buy some beads.
sounds like an interesting night man i bet you could make some money if you record it and stream it live.
I'd rather have the dick in my ass, but that thing looks pretty big too... You certainly know how to break out the sex toys when your tolerance is low. Fun times.
READ THE INSTRUCTIONS and then read some more online. It is not as simple as sitting on it and waiting for fireworks.
Apparently I'm supposed to put just the tip in, then do kegals and let it slide in. It's not supposed to go in all the way, that little hook handle part is supposed to rest on the gooch.
I'll be waiting for an update too. I've been getting tired of my daily porn watching rituals and I need something new.
Wow, what a frank post, impressive. I definitely couldn't stomach that, but if you feel good you feel good. There's nothing better than sex, so go for it.
haha me and my lady have experimented with some prostate massage stuff for few years now, and the orgasms definitely are intense wowee 0_0 ooga ooga lol. weve seen toys and considered getting some similar to what youre waiting in the mail for but never pulled the trigger.
I always chuckle when I see the disclaimer..."it's not gay if..." Guess what? It IS gay. We are the kings (or queens) of anal. We've been doing this for centuries. Those "toys" were originally designed for gay men doing gay sex with gay asses. Gay, gay, gay. GAY. Gay sex has one purpose. Sexual gratification. Enhancing orgasms is our specialty. We're pretty damn good at it. So instead of disclaimers and no homo declarations maybe you should consider the source and be thankful for what we, as gay men, have bestowed upon you lesser mortals.
[quote name="Omega369" post="19100226" timestamp="1386178015"]I haven't jacked off in like 6 days and haven't smoked in about 2 months. I decided when this comes in the mail, I'm going to bust out my old fleshlight with wonderwave insert and hands free table mount, smoke some herb and put this prostate thing in my ass while watching some milf porn.[/quote] Damn dude, sounds like youre about to go hard as fuck on this jerk-sesh lol. Thanks for the lol and make sure to update us with what happened, if you even survive that evening.This meme pic made me lol even harder lol.Overall, thread delivers, would read again, 10/10Sent from my Eris using Grasscity Forum mobile app
no, it wouldnt be gay at all under any definition... it is possible that he could have a female use the toy on him... or that he could think of a female using itt when he uses it, and not think of a penis..
Why are you straight guys so nervous about attaching the word "gay" to any act you do? People need to get past the neanderthal idea that gay means bad. You have a lot to thank us for. The entertainment industry, orgasm enhancement, interior design, your haircut, the dress your wife/girlfriend/tranny/sex doll is currently wearing, and the tactful use of the word, "fabulous". You also have much to blame us for.... Fag hags, the disco era, Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Liberace (May her highness rest in peace). What was I saying.... Oh yeah, it's GAY!!!