Proof that a unicorn exists....

Discussion in 'General' started by eldude-arino, Mar 1, 2007.

  1. I wish to prove to you that there exists a unicorn. To do this it obviously suffices to prove the (possibly) stronger statement that there exists an existing unicorn. (By an existing unicorn I of course mean one that exists.) Surely if there exists an existing unicorn, then there must exist a unicorn. So all I have to do is prove that an existing unicorn exists. Well, there are exactly two possibilities:
    (1) An existing unicorn exists.
    (2) An existing unicorn does not exist.
    Possibility (2) is clearly contradictory: How could an existing unicorn not exist? Just as it is true that a blue unicorn is necessarily blue, an existing unicorn must necessarily be existing.




    :p
     
  2. Unicorn = horse with cone attached to forehead.

    Horn, apply directly to the forehead
    Horn, apply directly to the forehead
    Horn, apply directly to the forehead
     
  3. Whaaaaa???

    Dude, you made my brain hurt.
     
  4. this thread might not have come off as totally retarded if you had put it in the philosophy forum.
     
  5. hey that was weird. what every your smoking i want some of it.
     
  6. once got so high i rode a unicorn up a rainbow made of ranch dressing covered puzzle pieces and ended up somewhere in Michigan.
     
  7. ROFLMAO!!!!! jeez I just took a big ole hit when I read that and snorted it hard in my nose, that shit hurts....
     
  8. He is using that as an example of "Schrödinger's cat"
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

    Quantum mechanics - "Superposition":The state in which it(anything) is in all possible rest states.

    Bad way of wording it though.

    EDIT: Wait no. I read it wrong. lol but yeah I get what your saying.
     
  9. but if and existing unicorn doesn't exist, that means that unicorns don't exist because the existing unicorn doesn't exist......????.....:smoking:
     
  10. You had to be so ripped when you made this thread.
     
  11. existence is only a matter of whether or not you exist.

    see i dont care if a unicorn exists any more than the unicorn cares if I exist.

    but if i was to say that an existing unicorn exists, then i would have to ask myself this: Does my existence provide the existential possibility of an existing unicorn to exist? if no then it really answers nothing. but if so then still it proves nothing.

    but lets speculate on this existing unicorn. Does it Exist? in the imagination, yes.

    but maybe if you think about the matrix, like in the second one when the Oracle is telling Neo that when you see a ghost or something, that is a program assymilating something its not supposed to be doing, i.e. vampires, warewolves, and ghosts.

    but who is to say that there is a program that runs the force of nature that assymilates the unicorn. now its not really existing, because maybe you can see it, and touch it, but its not really there. but if its not really there then it cant exist.

    so how do you now for sure if it exists?
     
  12. You're just using grammatical technicalities to prove a unicorn exists. :rolleyes:
     
  13. Possibility 1) A non existing unicorn exists
    Possibility 2) A non existing unicorn does not exist
     
  14. Existence being neither a predicate nor a perfection, it cannot be inferred from the concept of the most perfect being beyond its concept. - Kant
     
  15. I dont get it. You guys are crazy.
     
  16. Its basically a flaw in logic. you can prove anything like this.
     
  17. no, i was not baked when i made this thread...that's generally the problem

    it's a paradox i found and liked....i'm sarcastic, so is this

    this is all you really need to take into account
    (1) An existing unicorn exists.
    (2) An existing unicorn does not exist.
    Possibility (2) is clearly contradictory: How could an existing unicorn not exist?

    It doesn't necessarily prove that unicorns are real or exist, but if one does it can't not exist, duh
     
  18. LMFAO I get it now. I was high before and didnt get it, now im BAKED and I totally get it. :smoking:
     
  19. But then again, the sq root of a negative number does not exist, it is imaginary. So, An existing unicorn that does not exist= an imaginary unicorn!:smoking:
     
  20. ... Lol, and I've been riding one of them fuckers around for years.

    Thought you guys knew...
     

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