Probably Going To Jail

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by CaptainCook, Nov 15, 2012.

  1. This is completely ridiculous. I'm 25 years old and I have graduated from college while being on the Dean's list the entire time, and I am holding a stable job as well as being happily married.
    My parents made a surprise visit to my home last night to ask about Thanksgiving since they've obviously never heard of a phone. My bong was on my table, so there was no use lying about it. I told them I smoke and if I could've captured their faces it would be worth infinite amounts of money.
    They threatened to call the police on me for my own good if I didn't quit, so obviously I promised them I would quit. Are they even allowed to do this? This is such bullshit. I tried explaining that if I'm holding a job and supporting my household with a lot of money left over then it wasn't bad, and I even tried showing them The Union. They told me to stop making excuses and that I needed to quit before I moved on to harder drugs.
    Any advice?
     
  2. Lol your not 25
     
  3. probably going to jail my ass. i thought you were going to post a cool story...
    dont leave your bong on the table when you answer the door?
    also tell them to piss off your 25 not 15.
     
  4. I really wasn't expecting a police threat from my parents :confused:
     
  5. This has to be some sort of joke right? If your really 25 and married why would you take shit like this from your parents. Your an adult!
     
  6. Move out to CO or WA, shit's legal
     
  7. Lol tell them you quit, don't quit, live a double life. Cops aren't going to go through getting a warrant to search your house to find what like a half ounce and a couple of bongs? Most states that would be a misdemeanor anyway.

    P.s. yes they're allowed to call the police. Why would they not be allowed to lol
     
  8. Because I don't want law enforcement involved in my life. That would ruin absolutely everything I've worked my entire life to get to.
    Are they even legally allowed to do that?
     
  9. For a 25 year old deans list student you lack a lot of common sense.
     
  10. I apologize for not wanting a criminal record?
     
  11. End of story.

    BTW. I am 25 and I feel like you are not. If you truly are married/job/own place then you wouldn't give a fuck what your parents did/thought.
     
  12. They're coming over for Thanksgiving. Knowing them, they will start to snoop around the house.
     
  13. Okay your parents blow. Are you really 25 tho? I mean your a full grown adult and they really have no power over you unless there helping with ur bills. If not fuck what they say.
    Also don't make the thread sound cool with an interesting title then just tell a small story. Attention whore
     
  14. Just tell them that how they decide to act now will largely impact how you act when they are drooling down their chin sitting in their grandpa pull ups.
     
  15. They don't have power, but law enforcement does.
    And yes, while I'm trying to figure this out, I want to be an attention whore. How'd you piece that one together?
     
  16. [quote name='"CaptainCook"']
    They're coming over for Thanksgiving. Knowing them, they will start to snoop around the house.[/quote]

    Leave it at a friends house? Hide it in your attic or garage? Are you really telling me you can't hide some weed and pieces anywhere at all with a week in advance?
     
  17. Your not going to jail regardless lol

    But the police would need probable cause. If they show up at your door they're going to need a search warrant if they even want to step in side. It's the lowest of their priorities
     
  18. Thank you. I'm just going to tell them to fuck off and if they don't respect me then I don't think they deserve my respect either.
     

  19. Maybe scale that tone down a bit, probably help you look like an adult and worthy of a listen too.
     

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