it's probably a classic, but it's so fantastic,... bill hicks ; alcool is legal alcohol is legal. they push alcohol 24 hours a day on tv. push it down your throat. "drink beer, drink beer, drink beer." "why" "well, cuz it makes you slow and stupid and thats the way that we like you to be. ya know, its only the #2 killing drug in the world" I've actually seen beer commercials during the war against drug specials. no sense of irony...no one fucking gives a shit. cigarettes: legal. alcohol: legal. kill more people than all other illegal drugs. combined. they are legal. marijuana: a drug that kills.....zeeeeeeeee ... no one. and, lets put it in a time frame. .. EVER. .. marijana is against the law. you tell me why. i dont know. you want a better world, legalize pot, ok? its a better drug, im telling you. I'ill prove it to you. you're at a ball game...at a concert...and someones very violent, aggressive and really obnoxious. are they drunk? or are they smoking pot. DRUNK. i have never seen people on pot get in a fight, because, its fucking impossible: "hey buddy" "hey what" ........................................................................ ........................................................................ ........................................................................ ........................................................................ ........................................................................ ........................................................................ ........................................................end of argument. say you get in a car accident. you've been smoking pot. you're only going four miles an hour. CRASH. "oh man we hit something." ................ ............... ................. "you forgot to open the garage door, man." well at least no one was hurt. a garage door has to be replaced. BOOM. a job has been created. +++++++++++ Has he written any other stuff? .. (am actually searching, but if U have it under hand..)
Heh, good point on the ball game thing. Lol... the car 4 miles... I know you mean well but we know it should be legal. Yesterday I told my cousin in Mexico about marijuana.. he's like "fuck you!! I don't do drugs!!" In mexico there are anti drugs ads alllll the time on tv. I remember one of them a young guy (in university maybe) was telling his story about how he and his best friend smoked marijuana and went for a swim. His best friend drowned. They made it look all sad and everything. In the end I got through to my cousin.. he's so cool. Choose your target audience and tell your message there. There are some pretty ignorant people out there. I know one guy back in high school was against the legalization of cannabis cuz "it makes you stupid. I don't wanna live in a country full of stupid people. it also impairs your driving ability." ok.. fair point on the driving but it doesn't make you stupid asshole. in fact, i might be smarter than you. (I mean the guy in high school, not you gri77on.) So what I'm saying is get your message across to the brainwashed. They might listen and they might not. If you get the point across to at least one person, then you've made a difference. Bon chance!
well actually I've been doin some research and allthou I didn't know the guy, this POTvsBEER.mp3 is all over the place, I first came upon the txt version and was wondering what that guy had written , now I know .. but this is Pot Humor, and it is definitly funny, hence my post ("probably classic") ..
I'm listening to : Bill Hicks - Love Laughter Truth.rar and my stomach aches because I can't stop laughing. btw: i will now light my 1st joint , and "rewind the tape" .. the guy's a genious because he is so funny with critical issues..
hes on that tool song too...in the beginning hes like "See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs, and burn 'em. 'Cause you know what? The musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the year....[Bong noise] Real fuckin' high on drugs. " edit:the song is third eye
its number 15 on the album Aenima (its not an A...its this line thingy ont he E...but i dont know how to make it...) great cd...go buy it!