When I was a minor I got detained and put in a cell. I was just in there banging on the door for like 2 hours screaming at the top of my lungs yelling HOOVER CRIP HOOVER CRIP! FTP FTP FTP! and shit like that. I was fucked up on a certain prescription anti anxiety med and alcohol and shit. Haha not very badass. I was only in there for like 5 hours till I sobered up then my mom came and got me. Lol
i don't think many people here have been to prison. I've been to jail, but anybody can go to jail these days.. all you have to do is stand up for your rights while talking to an officer and you'll find yourself in a cell soon enough.
Never been to prison..but i got locked up when i was 15 for some bud stayed there over night with my boy who got caught with way more bud then me he ended up going to rykers island and i had probation loll fun night.
I was in jail 18 hours. It sucked. Was actually processed in and had a cellmate and shit. But then I got bailed out
Spent 12 days in jail, but no interesting stories really. There was a fight in one of the other pods during lunch, we had to wait an extra 45 minutes or so for them to come pick up our trays and let us back in our cells. Pretty boring really.
Actually, take that last post back, there is one weird/funny story. Some guy who I was in the holding cell with had some sort of mental problems, he was covered in prison tattoos and always said he'd never been to prison. Kept claiming he was not a U.S. citizen, was a Soviet Union citizen, and then he changed it to being from Ontario. Anyways, he goes in front of the judge, and when the judge says his name he stood up and said that wasn't his name, his name was Vladimir Vansnooten or something like that, and he wasn't a U.S. citizen. Eventually he comes back to the holding cell and says he's being deported back to Ontario, but they ended up moving him to another holding cell and put him in a straight jacket. Well, they moved the rest of us from the holding cells to regular cells and 12 days later I went to court for sentencing, after that I was brought back to the holding cells. That guy was still in the holding cells 12 days later lol, and I was talking to some people that had been in that cell earlier, they told me that he had been masturbating naked in his cell earlier. Guy had some serious problems, I wonder if they had actually kept him in the holding cell for the whole time I was in jail, cause that would drive anyone crazy. I was in the holding cell for 46 hours and it was horrible.
Went to jail for like 32 hours, was processed in, had a cell mate in the pod. Dude was crazy, told me he was coming down off crack. Made alot of weird noises when eh slept. Ended up seeing the judge on monday, and getting bailed out. No problems really.
Wow some cool stories here. Anyone that has spent a substantial amount of time in jail should write what their experience was. Like the everyday life and stuff.
Was in jail for 10 hours or so just a month ago. Nothing serious, just a paraphernalia and alcohol charge. No stories, shit was straight boring.
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time during a house raid. I spent about 21 hours in a cell with my buddy in the cell next to me when I was 18 years of age. It was indeed very boring shit... the jail was freshly built so it still had a new smell which was nice I guess. Lol nothing crazy but when we first arrived to the jail I watched them process my buddy first and that included taking out his earring and even his nipple piercing. At the time I had my tongue double pierced in a venom fashion. When it came time for me, the officer asked and I showed him my tongue... he just paused and completely ignored that he saw them. I guess he didn't want to take them out LOL. Other then that I got out and my buddy spent a few months. I still had a court date but nothing became of it. More of a scare/warning maybe.
I spent a year and a half in a correctional centre in Lindsey, Ontario...the food was disgusting, u have absolutely no privacy, and ur constantly thinking because u really have nothing else to do. One thing i learned tho is that every1 is just there doin there time, no1 really acts up unless they hav long sentences or they can feel that ur weak or scared...that being said tho theres always hotheads anywhere u go. I still got into 2 scraps in there. Both times i was approached and didnt hav a choice. Im an average dude...5'11" 175 lbs but i took boxing for a couple years wen i was younger. Both guys were just over 6 feet. First guy was a skinny white dude... He came to me while i was eating lunch and told me i had to move to a different seat. I said ok and got up but as soon as i stood up i just gave him a right hook and he got dazed. So i kept swingin at him till he fell and i jumped on top of him and kept punching till the guards grabbed me. Second guy was this fukin ridiculously ripped black dude. I was talkin to my little brother on the phone and this asshole was tellin me to hang up and gettin all close to me and shit. I swear i was trippin the fuk out cus im thinkin this guys gona kill me. So after he sees that im not gettin off the phone he says "u needa learn ur place boy" and we knuckle up. The way he's standing with both his hands straight high up in front of him i knew he wasnt a good fighter. The problem was tho that he was in a lot better shape then me. We threw punches bak an forth a while before the guards came. It was pretty even, even tho i knew i cud have taken him eventually with technique if no1 stopped it. But that guy never bothered me on the phone again and no1 else bothered me after that either cus they knw they're gona hav to fight. Both of em happened in my first month there. I was in for a year and a half instead of a year because of them but if i didnt do that i wudda had to deal with every asshole in there on a daily basis.
I was in jail for 12 hours once... Never made it out of the holding cell. I arrive (saturday at noon) to serve my 1 day sentence (lol) and I see that the entire holding cell is filled with fat, old, drunken idiots with torn clothes, slurred speech and of course no shame. One guy is actually laying on the floor trying to sleep... right in the middle of the damn concrete floor, next to a drain. He had to of been the fattest, and oldest of them all. Anyway so after a few hours the drunks get processed and since they'd been there from the night before, you could see that I had quite the long wait ahead of me... So lunch comes, it's a brown bag which holds 4 plastic bags inside of it. 1 bag holds 1 slices of bread, one holds a piece of bologne, one holds a slice of cheese, and one holds about 2 teaspoons of what seemed to be Tang or some other powdered, orange flavored drink. No cup. Had to use a plastic bag to mix/drink the tang. Evening comes, and the freaks are obviously out and committing crimes... A really old dude wearing daisy duke cutoff jean shorts, a tank top and hiking boots is brought in. He begins annoying everybody, talking, asking questions, standing while he's talking to whoever, while whoever sits. The payphone in the holding cell has a dime on top of it.. not because it costs a dime, but because the keypad is so fucked up and jammed in that you have to use the dime to pull the number you want out, and then press it in again.. it's a very tedious process and makes everybody who tries to use the phone angry. At some point old weirdo goes to use the phone... After this point the dime goes missing. A rather large, angry looking gentleman tries to use the phone but discovers there is no dime. He asks the old weirdo where the dime is, and the old guy plays dumb. At this point I get pulled out and "processed". Like I said before, I was supposed to do a day for some bullshit sentence.. I ended up doing 12 hours because the captain at the time decided that they were pretty full of real criminals, and that it wasn't worth it to keep me for another 12 hours. I was processed, (printed, pictured, questioned) and then released...While being processed this old drunk guy apparently pulled out his wiener and started shaking it in front of the others. (he was standing, the others were sitting, so eye level cock from an old drunk guy... not that cool.) So one of the deputies had to separate him.. After that everytime I looked over at him in his own cell he would fip me off and grab his crotch through the window. It was really weird, his guy.. was very strange. After I was released I walked to my car (I parked it in the police department parking lot, lol) and got in... drove a block and then lit the blunt I had waiting for me. Smoked it on my way home, and went to sleep in my own bed, rather than a jail cell. Don't steal from Target, guys.
Running 18 years strong of strait miracles. Believe me fucking miracles. And I've never been cuffed. Praise the reggie.
I caught a year charge...ended up doing 11 months in a penal farm. We grew most of our food. We had chicken houses, herds of cattle, and hogs to tend to. We also did all the other things that are done on a farm, such as truck and tractor maintenance managing wood lots for our steam powered sawmill, a laundry and kitchen and food prep. We had about 1200 inmates, some stayed in house all day some others worked with the animals, and others were assigned to what was called the "Long Line"or the bridge crew....the worst jobs where you had to be out in the worst weather everyday cutting road right of way or building sand bag bridge abutments. In retrospect it was some of the best education I ever received. Black and white we all got along famously we appreciated others strengths and helped with our weaknesses. I could go on and on and tell how the environment brought us all together and how by pulling together we became brothers under the skin, what had to be done was done for the common good. I feel like we all really learned how to do things that could provide us with employment when we were released and helped us understand that people were people and we were all in it together. I developed the strongest relationships with people in there than I have ever since developed on the outside. Just one of those times in life that you have to realize that this is gut level and there is no way to go other than up