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Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Marijuanaville, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. Joe has been suffering from terrible headaches for many years and decides that now is the time to go to the doctor to have himself checked out. So he goes to the doctors and
    the doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
    The bad news is that it will require castration.
    You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on
    your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only
    way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
    for.

    He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital,
    he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt
    like he was missing an important part of himself.



    As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
    person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new
    suit."

    He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size
    44long."
    Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?">"Been in the business 60
    years!" the tailor said.

    Joe tried on the suit. It fitted perfectly.



    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
    new shirt?">
    Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
    The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
    Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years." replied the tailor.
    Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.



    Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked " How
    about some new underwear?"

    Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

    The salesman said, "Let's see. Size 36."
    Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
    years old."


    The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
    press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
    hell of a headache."

    New suit - $400
    New shirt - $75
    New underwear - $10

    Second Opinion - PRICELESS
     
  2. I can only imagine the malpractice lawsuit that would come out of this if it actually happened.

    And the money wouldn't even begin to make me feel better about myself.
     
  3. ...and thats why i wear boxers.
     

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