A Lesson in Worms Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of whiskey. The second worm was put into a jar of tobacco leaves. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of ordinary soil. After only one day, these were the results: The first worm in whisky - DEAD! Second worm in tobacco leaves - DEAD! Third worm in sperm - DEAD! Fourth worm in soil - ALIVE! The Lesson is: As long as you drink, smoke, have sex,and stay out of the dirt, you won't get worms." :