Pretty sure my mom just caught me wanking it....

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Lodi Dodi, Sep 6, 2012.

  1. SO I just worked a double, 16 hour shift.

    Come home, trying to rub one out before bed. Def remember having my door shut. Well I looked up, and my door was cracked. And my mom is now up for work.....

    what ever though, that what she gets for not knocking.:rolleyes:

    But damn, I haven't gotten busted since I was a youngin!
     
  2. let her watch...its hard to stop once u start...thats what happened to my mom...i got tired of her openin the door..so instead of buyin a lock door knob..i jus let her watch...or even watch porn with me
     

  3. I don't know which weirds me out more, the fact that you let your mother watch you masturbate, or that fact that you are able to continue masturbating with your mother watching.
     

  4. yea dude she even tells me she knows the movie is from her time....because of all the hair...lol
     
  5. #6 Mista Marijuana, Sep 6, 2012
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    shayla what the fuck is wrong with you? the guy was joking..how can you not see that? you either have an iq of 65, or you let your mother watch you masturbate

    No need for the disrespect. Mat369
     
  6. Daym son. If yo mamma caught me pull my fire hose out tryna put out this fire burnin deep in my desires. I'll just stare into her eyes and keep wank that hose mayn..jus keep staring into her eye like she gonna get it...mayn get.......it.
     
  7. You should have stared at her dead in the eyes and finished like a champ.
     

  8. [​IMG]
     

  9. Nothing like a tiger to get the point across....
     
  10. that must suck. luckily i never got caught wanking it when i lived at home. don't you have a lock on your door?
     
  11. #12 Shayla, Sep 6, 2012
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    Mista Marijuana, what the fuck is wrong with you? I was clearly joking as well, how can you not see that or are you too busy being a dick to notice? You are either completely retarded, or you just like to make unrelated assumptions. Chill the fuck out, it's a post about letting his mom watch him masturbate for fucksakes or do you have some sort of secret I-want-mommy-watching-me-wank fetish that you're ashamed about?

    Also, it would be best if you use proper grammar and punctuation before insulting some one's intelligence.
     

  12. omfg calm down...
     
  13. [​IMG]
     
  14. Lol similar thing happened with my bro... I thought the door was locked.
    I had my head phones on fully into it. Then when I wrapped up, I see the door was cracked open. Still closed but I'm pretty sure I got caught
     
  15. im pretty sure i've never been caught jacking off...by anybody.
     
  16. [quote name='"Led Zepp"']

    LMFAO this is the dude who shat on his GF's chest and posted a picture of it and got banned for it LOL this guy is forever a GC hero :smoke:[/quote]

    Lol except it was googled, and found to be fake. :/
     

  17. Oh in this case I revoke my comment. Fuck that guy for giving me false hope in humanity.
     
  18. [quote name='"Led Zepp"']

    Oh in this case I revoke my comment. Fuck that guy for giving me false hope in humanity.[/quote]

    He trolled us all pretty damn good though lol. :smoke_2:
     
  19. [quote name='"chip12345"']

    Nothing like a tiger to get the point across....[/quote]

    Hahahaha
     

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