Pretty sure I was abducted by aliens last night.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by shablatea, Dec 20, 2013.

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  1. #21 aPersonUponaHill, Dec 20, 2013
     
    A show

     
  2. #22 shablatea, Dec 20, 2013
    Ahh.
     
  3. #23 aPersonUponaHill, Dec 20, 2013
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    So OP, you ever been treated by a psychiatrist or psychologist?
     
  4. #24 AugustWest, Dec 20, 2013
    sure.. im into portly bald men.
     
  5. #25 shablatea, Dec 20, 2013
    I actually got discharged from my therapist a few weeks ago. Too bad, I think I need a professional for this.
     
  6. #26 Space Cat, Dec 20, 2013
    It's been 2 pages and no one has posted the crazy dude who says aliens meme?
     
  7. #27 Tokinsince2012, Dec 20, 2013
    This thread is pointless. Obviously you need to be put on some meds or something. I'd go to a doctor and tell him what you're experiencing.
     
  8. #28 aPersonUponaHill, Dec 20, 2013
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    People dont seem to comprehend that highly intelligent beings capable of long-range space flight, and thus capable of manipulating time itself. Would have no interest in anyone except the brightest, healthiest, and most in-shape humans on the planet. Guess that is why you got to have a few improperly turned dials.
     
  9. #29 shablatea, Dec 20, 2013
    Well I don't see how any meds would help this...nothing is wrong, I just had a strange experience. And possibly another species offspring growing inside me.But with alien pregnancies, they often remove the baby after a while, so I'm not mentioning it to anyone in the medical field.
     
  10. #30 aPersonUponaHill, Dec 20, 2013
     
    I have read a lot of crazy things on GC. But lady, you just won the nobel prize for crazy.
     
  11. #31 Anthonyknowsehh, Dec 20, 2013
    I'd probably shit my pants. Keep us updated
     
  12. #32 King Chad, Dec 20, 2013
    Your cigarette must have been laced.
     
  13. #33 Darth_Mal, Dec 20, 2013
    Or just maybe you are in the matrix
     
  14. #34 Airf0nz0, Dec 20, 2013
    If that is you in your avatar you are cute but you are fucking bat shit crazy so i want nothing to do with you.
     
  15. #35 audles, Dec 20, 2013
    one drug: GHB, get tested...
     
  16. #36 wump, Dec 20, 2013
    No pics no proof
     
  17. #37 theproductofacar, Dec 20, 2013
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    a ninja with a backwards hat and gym shorts drugged u to show a newb how to penetrate Edit: he also had sunglasses on sorry forgot that part
     
  18. #38 shablatea, Dec 20, 2013
    Uhm, was that a flirt and a rejection in the same comment? Lol. Pics of the scars in the morning.
     
  19. #39 King Chad, Dec 20, 2013
    Why not take a pic of the scars right now? How about some tits while you're at it.
     
  20. #40 Rebel Eye, Dec 20, 2013
    i'm sure he'll love your severe case of bacne. 
     
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